Holy Man
Concerned about the health of Pope Benedict, Rome has been tapping me to take over the Papal duties if something happens to him, but I keep telling them I'm not interested.
I don't look good in tall hats and am not about to take a vow of celibacy with Charliz Theron talking about getting a place together in Santa Monica.
I know it's an important job, but I have to think about my own interests, spiritual or otherwise. This is a bad time for me, and I'm a lapsed Catholic anyway, whose views could more accurately be described as agnostic.
Would I make a great spiritual leader to millions around the globe? Probably. But it's a moot point. I'm certainly not about to assume a highly visible and time consuming religious position at the expense of some really decent tail. I mean, come on.
I don't look good in tall hats and am not about to take a vow of celibacy with Charliz Theron talking about getting a place together in Santa Monica.
I know it's an important job, but I have to think about my own interests, spiritual or otherwise. This is a bad time for me, and I'm a lapsed Catholic anyway, whose views could more accurately be described as agnostic.
Would I make a great spiritual leader to millions around the globe? Probably. But it's a moot point. I'm certainly not about to assume a highly visible and time consuming religious position at the expense of some really decent tail. I mean, come on.