Life and horoscopes
I really want to adopt little Tiffany from Eastenders. She is the cutest thing EVER and I actually love her :)
Wanky Boy R is being wanky again. Tosser. Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with him, he only ever gets in touch when he wants something really and always expects me to drop everything and come running. And it really annoys me that he NEVER comes to lectures (he's been to one since November) because "I already know it all" and then suddenly becomes all confused when essays are due to try and get help (read as: other people to write the buggers for him). I repeat: tosser.
In other, much happier news, this week's horoscopes are finally here!
Aries, March 21- April 20
Your brain hurts. Stop dithering and make some decisions. Single? Ask more questions.
Taurus, April 21 - May 21
New eyes make you surprising, even to your friends. Someone you know has secrets, but they’re not really a spy - catch them out with your sexy face.
Gemini, May 22 - June 21
If you explain things, people will understand you. Drawing a partner is clever. People have names.
Cancer, June 22 - July 22
Paul makes an unexpected promise. A fish is lucky. The test has right answers....use them.
Leo, July 23 - August 23
Do some stirring with a planet. Ideas are cool, and someone knows your name.
Virgo, August 24 - September 22
You do believe in fairies, you do, you do. Don’t give up on that project. Single? Listen to music.
Libra, September 23 - October 23
You’re quite psychic, but make sure you put it to good use. Charts may lead to a proposal.
Scorpio, October 24 - November 22
A visit from Paul inspires you to do new things and people. Single? Dance.
Sagittarius, November 23 - December 21
Your friends know people. Watch more TV.
Capricorn, December 22 - January 20
Talk more, even if it’s to yourself. Paul gets people to reveal secrets; don’t get too excited. Conversations are the antidote to singledom and will lead to songs.
Aquarius, January 21 - February 18
Have some fun. Single? Look at faces. Family gets exciting.
Pisces, February 19 - March 20
Beware of ‘special’ promises. Paul is lucky at the moment, so take advantage of it. Single? Look up.