birthdays and irritations

[drjenny88]

Grr, I hate that it's so fecking cold and yet I still have to have my window open if I want to be able to breathe, because one of my Freshers refuses to not smoke in his room and it travels along the corridor and infests the rest of us :(
Bastard.

On a brighter note, happy birthday to the following people on my flist, all of whom have birthdays in

Comments

[captlebubbles]

OUt of date means the latest they're allowed to leave it on the shelf is the store, you silly goose. There's about three or four days after that before it starts to go wiffy and you can't drink it.

[drjenny88]

Oh. :P

Well, they lied on this bottle anyway, because it said December 6th as the Best Before date and yet was actually very off yesterday.
Buggers.

[captlebubbles]

Sometimes they'll start getting wiffy early. Usually, though, you have time.

[drjenny88]

Stupid, unpredictable milk :P

[captlebubbles]

I think it has more to do with the cows. STUPID UNPREDICABLE COWS.

[drjenny88]

You may well have a point there. The cows should buck their ideas up a bit and ORGANISE THEIR MILKAGE.

[captlebubbles]

Clearly they all need to move to California.

[drjenny88]

Or go back to their alien families in outer space.
Disclaimer: This joke will only make sense if you've seen 'Amish in the City'.