Jul 04, 2004 07:57
Dan, I have a plan, which I call operation Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. A'ight, here it goes.
phase1)Once I have arrived at the party (I will give you the coordinates) you and an assortment of your most trusted hommies wait outside at a secure location, surveying my actions throughout the crapfest (party).
phase2)Thirty minutes into the party, have one of your hommies go steal a black hawk helicopter from Selridge Air Base.
phase3)After you have acquired said helicopter, signal me with a complicated combination of light and laser signals (I have sent you the code in the mail desguised as a sample of Tide clothes detegent)
phase4)I will move to the front of the house, where you will have the black hawk ready to pick me up and take me to your house where I will spend the night desguised as your couch (make sure noone sits on me) and wake up ready for that bbq codenamed potatoes you were talking about.