Will Freddy Kruger ever retire?
K folks, time for a Jamie style post.
Dan has informed me of his interpretation of the Freddy Kruger movies.
To him, it seems that the movies are all about a girl becoming "de-flowered".
I think a psychologist would have a lot to say about this, but since I'm not one, GREAT ANALYSIS DAN!!!!
I have thought of a new game show. You get a bunch of Pharmacists, two syringes, and a bunch of different medications. You fill each of the syringes with a different "mystery drug", and then coerce two drunk people to fight to the death with them. I'm calling "Now You're F*cked!". I just need to talk to someone at FOX broadcasting...
I bet Freddy wouldn't be so angry if he could find a good plastic surgeon. Or, a lot of makeup...
I've realized that hollywood horror writers are racist. Think about it, have you ever seen any non- white horror icons?
I think I should make a remix of the Paul McCartney song "Hey Jude". I'll make it, like, a gangsta remix, foshizzle.
I be out yo.
Dan has informed me of his interpretation of the Freddy Kruger movies.
To him, it seems that the movies are all about a girl becoming "de-flowered".
I think a psychologist would have a lot to say about this, but since I'm not one, GREAT ANALYSIS DAN!!!!
I have thought of a new game show. You get a bunch of Pharmacists, two syringes, and a bunch of different medications. You fill each of the syringes with a different "mystery drug", and then coerce two drunk people to fight to the death with them. I'm calling "Now You're F*cked!". I just need to talk to someone at FOX broadcasting...
I bet Freddy wouldn't be so angry if he could find a good plastic surgeon. Or, a lot of makeup...
I've realized that hollywood horror writers are racist. Think about it, have you ever seen any non- white horror icons?
I think I should make a remix of the Paul McCartney song "Hey Jude". I'll make it, like, a gangsta remix, foshizzle.
I be out yo.