i swear im not high

[drizzt21]

well i learned a certain piece of information. i had pretty much guessed it but i needed to know it for sure. better to get on with life i guess. im trying to be happy but i feel to pessimistic. damnit curt be happy. oh this'll help. now on to the good news and i swear im not on drugs. after reading this you'll think i am but im not.

here are three awesome insults. the first thanks to chelsea. the second thanks to the danish. and the third thanks to some tv commercial.

1. ur mom is metaconglomerate!
2. the only thing you could win is a mr.T look a like contest!
3. thats like giving a chocolate bar to willy wonka!

i swear im not high