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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 00:31:06 UTC
Okay. I know we're already friends and it's pointless, but I've looked at this many, many times and have really been itching to answer it.

If I were in prison, I would first take a piece of dental floss and contort it into a really unique shape. Then I would draw around the unique shape with the green pen and pull out my trusty pocketknife I hid in my hair to cut out the unique shape, because everyone needs a unique symbol to put on their capes and things for world domination, you know? It's like a campaign thing. And then, while working, I would eat the potato with some chili powder, because I'd be hungry, duh, and then I'd pull out the vile of acid I also hid in my hair and pour it in with chili powder - because adding acid to chili powder makes it go boom, didn't you know? - and then throw it on my jail cell and then help all of the other inmates so I can start up an army of idiotic lawbreakers who don't know the answer to the easiest question of the world.

Wow, that's long. Excuse me while I go make plans to make Clueberries a

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 00:33:33 UTC
LOLOL OMG ILYSOMUCH XD

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 00:44:01 UTC
ILY MORE THAN MING-MING THE ASIAN DUCK! :D ♥

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 00:44:59 UTC
YEAH WELL ILY MORE THAN TEN SAYS ~I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY~

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 00:55:48 UTC
ILY MORE THAN TIM WISHES HE COULD HAVE A THREESOME WITH THE TWO MOST GORGEOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME. He probably has already though

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 01:09:05 UTC
GEHYBDUIERHXCFBIUREHF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DYING RN XD
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYWAY I COULD BEAT THAT XD

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 01:15:49 UTC
Sure there is! The way is over the river and through the woods! :D

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 01:19:32 UTC
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY I CANNOT BEAT THAT.
I CANNOT SWIM, THEREFORE I HAVE NO WAY OVER THE RIVER

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 01:21:10 UTC
But there's a bridge! Surely you can cross the river now?

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 01:29:29 UTC
OHYES, I SEE IT NOW XD

WELL ILY MORE THAN SWEENEY HATES TURPIN! XD

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 01:40:11 UTC
But according to the Sweeney slash on here, Sweeney and Turpin have some sort of love-hate relationship and apparently if you hate something you still care about it... but since we're not supposed to be getting technical about this... XD

ILY MORE THAN HELENA'S HAIR RIBBONS LOVE BEING IN HER HAIR. AND I BET HER HAIR IS REALLY NICE AND SMELLS WONDERFUL. THAT'S NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 01:42:17 UTC
LMAO XDDD

ILYMORE THAN CRY BABY LOVES HIS MOTORBIKE THAT STILL WORKS EVEN AFTER BEING SET ON FIRE

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 01:46:35 UTC
LMAO I LOVE THAT BIT OF THE FILM XDDDD

ILYMORE THAN THE PEAS ARE JEALOUS OF THE PEANUTS!

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 02:00:11 UTC
LOL ME TOO, ESPECIALLY HOW HIS BIKE DOESN'T BLOW UP, EVEN THOUGH IT MUST HAVE PETROL IN IT XD

UHHH
ILYMOREE THAN... GAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!
XDDDD

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sparklinglovers June 12 2008, 02:10:00 UTC
THIS IS TRUE... BUT IT WOULD'VE LOOKED BAD IF THEY HAD THE BIKE BLOW UP WHILE HE WERE RIDING IT. SO YOU KNOW... I GUESS IT WORKS IN THE LONG RUN XD

I can't possibly compete with that! :o But if I must... ILYMORE THAN SWIMMING AT NIGHT IN COLD WATER!

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drivetheocean June 12 2008, 02:12:23 UTC
lmao xD

ILYMORE THAN DOUGIE LOVES BEING NAKED! XDDD

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