end of the innocence
Josh is leaving. :(
Who will spill bong water and red wine on the rug? Who will I make pudding cakes with while we zifty el azteca?
Reasons why I will miss Josh and his gay ass:
-the dough boy noise
-I won't have the oppportunity to tell the mystery blow job story
-Driving to work jam sessions
-the best mix cds ever
-crazy lesbian stories
-talking about how we hated each other when we were 15
-watching sex in the city with a boy who cries more than I do
-the craziest parents in the dirtiest house
-whipped cream fights
-thrift store shopping (putting away half of your selections when you weren't looking)
-interacting with someone more insane than I could ever imagine being
-bad hair cuts
-bad decisions in general (ex. I TOLD you not to go to Tennessee!!)
-making holocaust jokes guilt-free
-nanners
-free stylin'
-he's always the highest person in the room
-I now only know one Jew in GA and its Ryan Cooper
Cheers to Josh! I hope you tear Seattle up and down. Don't disappear or die. I miss you like rain.
Who will spill bong water and red wine on the rug? Who will I make pudding cakes with while we zifty el azteca?
Reasons why I will miss Josh and his gay ass:
-the dough boy noise
-I won't have the oppportunity to tell the mystery blow job story
-Driving to work jam sessions
-the best mix cds ever
-crazy lesbian stories
-talking about how we hated each other when we were 15
-watching sex in the city with a boy who cries more than I do
-the craziest parents in the dirtiest house
-whipped cream fights
-thrift store shopping (putting away half of your selections when you weren't looking)
-interacting with someone more insane than I could ever imagine being
-bad hair cuts
-bad decisions in general (ex. I TOLD you not to go to Tennessee!!)
-making holocaust jokes guilt-free
-nanners
-free stylin'
-he's always the highest person in the room
-I now only know one Jew in GA and its Ryan Cooper
Cheers to Josh! I hope you tear Seattle up and down. Don't disappear or die. I miss you like rain.