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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I turned somberinnocence in for eating carbs (3 points). In June I helped gudnesallgone hide a body (-173 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I set icevampyre's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-282 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
drive_it_thru
yay for spankings!!!