Traumend 22

[dritte_tochter]

[is walking around with the paper about the prostitute's eyes being glued shut, tilting it this way and that as she tries to read it. too bad it's upside down and she can't, well, read. not that she'd let anyone know that]

This isn't a very good story, desu~

Comments

[rosegeneral]

That isn't even a 'story'. It's the news, you idiot.

[dritte_tochter]

Who are you calling an idiot you stupid, ugly old man?!

[rosegeneral]

Yet I am the one that can read~

[dritte_tochter]

W-w-what are you implying, desu?!

[rosegeneral]

That you're holding it upside down~

[dritte_tochter]

Y-you're just jealous because you can't read upside down, desu~

[rosegeneral]

Then what does it say? [laughing at you :<]

[dritte_tochter]

I-it says, um...it says... [looks at the paper, pretending to read, then kicks him in the shin]

[rosegeneral]

[almost falls over but is still victorious!] I knew it!

[dritte_tochter]

Y-you don't know anything, desu!

[rosegeneral]

I know more than you do~ You're only jealous because you can't read!

[dritte_tochter]

T-t-t-that's not true, desu! [kicks him again for good measure before dropping off the second level, defeated, but too proud to admit it]

[rosegeneral]

[Laaaaaaughs the whole time before dropping out :<]