moose, dinner and itching

Oct 27, 2009 14:16

Massive storm last night. The power went out so me and my sister were stuck lying on the floor attempting to make every creature in the animal kingdom sound sexual. I can tell you now, that making a moose sound in any way sexual is a VERY HARD THING TO DO.

By far our best were crabs (I do it sideways) (Wanna see what else I've got in my hole?) and fleas (I'm quick and leave you itchy). It was great.

It was even greater because she ate dinner. I'm so lost as to what to do about her. She simply refuses to eat and can't accept the fact that she is going to have to get help. And, I just don't know how to convince her. I keep getting really angry because she's already tiny, what right does she have to feel like that? But she was telling me that she just doesn't want to stop, stop eating. If that makes sense. She wants to continue starving herself. Urgh.

everyday

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