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Feb 24, 2005 18:08

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to michael, happy birthday tooooo yooooooou

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sugarxstar February 25 2005, 00:43:22 UTC
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.I’ll sit at a drive thru. I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?Of course not.You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.There are homeless people everywhere.This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.Why am I judging this poor bastard.People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money.He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.

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drinkupbaby_ February 25 2005, 16:59:23 UTC
remember when we used to do crazy things like this in art?
and then you'd come home & post it on my lj & i'd be like,
"Katie, I can't believe you typed all that out"
but its okay because the moon is made of cheese.

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sugarxstar February 25 2005, 22:17:41 UTC
remeber how we used to snort sherbet and make sandwiches out of strawberry lollies and other random candys...
hahaha you know it wasnt till i left that i realised you have become a really good friend of mine.
justin said something the other week, and i said something about me and you, and he laughed at me for being your friend, and im like, ok the guy who fingered steffy li is laughing at me?!

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drinkupbaby_ February 26 2005, 14:55:05 UTC
omg. i so didn't know that.
she drank my smirnoff tonight.
i was not impressed. even less so when she decided to flaunt the fact that her and matt are engaged. HELLO HES LIKE 12.
i don't like stef. at all.
i got your letter this morning! thank youuu. I will write you one back in art & make everyone write a little bit.
stay sweet x

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