20 [Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie]

You know, as shitty as places like this and the boat are, I have really got to hand it to them.

[He pauses as he downs his eighth bottle in a row.]

They definitely know their liquor around here. Seriously, I don't even recognize half these brands. Guess I had better spend some more time getting well acquainted with everything in here.

[Not that

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[kptn_sparrow]

[It hadn't gone unnoticed that you had been spending a large amount of time in the tavern, Kevas. So much time in fact that the pirate's own habit had been curtailed. Though, how much was him pretending to be drunk and how much was him drinking has yet to be known.

Still it was long enough without the brew that he was parched and wanting a bottle of his own to enjoy.

He was hoping so hard to not see you there and wasn't expecting to, with such an assortment of bottles already littered about.]

.....

Bloody hell.

[Pirate just might be frozen for a second. Maybe your senses were based more on movement, than sight...]

[drinkuntilidie]

[You know those big ass ears on his head? They aren't just for show. He heard Jack coming long before he saw him. Hell he smelled Jack coming before he saw him. Kevas isn't about to let that pirate ruin his good time though. He was here first so Jack can just bite it.

Kevas turns around and just glowers at him.]

Standin' dere like an idiot ain't gonna keep me from seein' jah.

[kptn_sparrow]

[So he's not related to T-Rex. ]

Ah. Well. One could say I was-

[Come on, Jack. THINK!]

-admiring the view! Or hanging my hope...

[drinkuntilidie]

[Nope he's still glowering. Did you really think flirting with him was going to help?]

Here be some advice, go admiah anoddah view while joo still be havin' sometin' to admiah it wid.

a;skdjf;alsk;fd *chokes*

[kptn_sparrow]

[Compliment. Giving compliments and attempting to play to egos for a reprieve on what he deems is almost a lost cause.

As of which remains a lost cause.

You can almost see the wheels turning themselves: Booze. Life. Booze. Not maimed.]

I believe I will take that most generous advice, and make my exit.

[He can't seem to make it fast enough...]

8D

[drinkuntilidie]

Mon, I t'ink dat be da smartest decision joo made in evah.

[Don't mind Kevas. He's just going keep glaring. Feel that burning sensation? That's him burning a hole into your soul with his eyes.]