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Character name: Urd
Series: Oh! My Goddess
Age: Appears 24
Job: Drug Dealer Control
Canon: One day there was a poor, starving college student who decided to order take-out. Too familiar, huh? We've been there. Keiichi Morisato had led an unlucky life until he dialed the wrong number and instead got the Goddess Assistance Agency, an agency that allows a goddess grant a mortal one wish. Thinking this was just a joke, he wished for the goddess, Belldandy, to stay with him forever, which means it's moving day for her! But life still wasn't all sunshine and happiness for the pair, as it wasn't long before the in-laws came knocking. Urd is Belldandy's older sister and decided to do the Right Big Sisterly Thing and support their relationship! After all, she's a wise, kind and sensitive goddess.
At least, when she's trying to be. The rest of the time, Urd is upfront, very personal and quite secure in the knowledge that she is One Sexy Chick, literally showing up in Keichii's house through a porno tape. Urd's hobbies include drugging people, getting smashed, meddling in relationships, and just messing around. Because Urd doesn't consider the consequences of her actions, her impulsiveness, coupled with her short temper, often gets her into trouble. But all in all, Urd means well, she's just not afraid to have a little fun while getting the end to justify the means.
Sample Entry:
Good morning, citizens! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the plants are especially frisky and today marks the start of a CHANGE in this encampment. But you want to know about me? Well, I'm sexy, cute and popular to boot! The name is Urd and I'm here to get some action STARTED into this place. Said action may or may not be good for your immediate sanity, but I really am here to help~
But we probably have different definitions of 'help', no? Well, my definition doesn't involve any bratty kids with snotty noses. Personally, I'd rather deal with something exciting, like identity theft, torrid affairs, tearing people's ribcages open or sweet romantic friendship... with benefits ♥
But a wish is a wish, and I just so happened to be paying off a favor to the Goddess Assistance Agency when somehow this crazy lady got our number and... well, the rest is history. I don't know what you kids have been getting up to, but whatever it was it was bad enough that you needed me to come by and fix it. And seeing as my job is drug control, which one of you was stupid enough to rummage through the medicine closets without supervision? I believe this piece of paper here says something about love goo-- Wait. 'Love' goo?
Ohohohohoho, tell me more. What was it made of? Did it taste strange? Cause diarrhea? I can give you something for that, by the way, and for that terrible addiction to brains you seem to have. It hasn't been tested on animals, humans, or really anything at all, but I'm pretty sure the side effects won't be permanently damaging. Think of it as a generous contribution generations to come will thank you for! ....I'm sure there's somewhere an ear falling off means consent. Two cures coming up!
...uh. Your arm going neon green is just a small allergic reaction, I'm sure it will go away in no time. So let's just wait for that to PROPERLY go through your system and get back to you kids messing with the meds: No touchy. If you pick the wrong one, well. No one wants to be a frog for the rest of their lives, right? Even if it looks like it'd actually be an improvement for some of you. I hope that's as clear as crystal~
So now that's all dealt with, who needs counseling from a responsible adult? A dilemma or two or twenty that needs fixing? Come on, one of you must at least want some viagra to spice up your life, right? Or at least something to avoid pregnancy? Anyone willing to be experimented on say 'wha?'. AHA! Gotcha! No no, I'm ignoring you now, so be quiet like a good boy, I have to find out if you'll be fit for the program ♥ What's your thoughts on anally receiving the medicine? Slight noncon? There's nothing slight about this~ But I suppose you're right, this should wait until later, since I'm addressing an audience. Now what was I saying? Ah yes.
Drink your milk, stay in school, and don't do drugs. Unless they're from me. ♥
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