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I would like to share my morning with you. In part.
I slept really really poorly, woke up numerous times, cursed my body, and planned to try to sleep in.
I hear the doorbell ring, and the front door open once, twice, three times.
Mom comes in my room all stealthy-like and starts rummaging through my purse, allegedly for my car keys.
What for?
To move the station wagon to the driveway.
Why?
Because it got egged.
...
And I will be DAMNED if MY MOM is going to wash my car that GOT EGGED on MOTHER'S DAY
I slept really really poorly, woke up numerous times, cursed my body, and planned to try to sleep in.
I hear the doorbell ring, and the front door open once, twice, three times.
Mom comes in my room all stealthy-like and starts rummaging through my purse, allegedly for my car keys.
What for?
To move the station wagon to the driveway.
Why?
Because it got egged.
...
And I will be DAMNED if MY MOM is going to wash my car that GOT EGGED on MOTHER'S DAY