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i have spent the last couple days in english writing haikus. Here they are.
Old people are old
I do not like old people
You crazy old coot.
You fat bastard, you
I want to tackle you off
Fat kid on a bike.
Men don’t wear spandex
It looks really dumb on them
They shouldn’t wear it.
Bladder problems suck
They make me pee more than you
Whoops, I peed myself.
Bob is fat and dumb
He can play loud on the drum
Bob might hit his thumb
Vocab is boring
Words are for stupid suckers
You have herpes, fool.
Stealthily, I watched
My presence was not known.
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap !
Art fag, art fag, gay
You just sit and paint all day
I hope you starve, bitch
Bobs elastic band
I stole it from him today
Ill shoot him with it.
You are trespassing
Trespassers will be murdered.
Watch out for bullets.
You have no clue keith
I am so hyper right now
Are you taking French?
Pizza in the morning
Pizza in the evening
Pizza for supper
Mitch is Mexican
Noone likes a Mexican
Noone likes Mitchell.
Over the summer
I forgot how to shower
I smelted like ass
Smoking is stupid
It turns your teeth bright yellow
It gives you cancer
Jerk, that’s what you are
Your pants don’t fit on your waist
You’re stupid and fat
Scooter Minnerly
He plays them instruments good
Hes our band teacher
Bob, set up the drums
Go get the carpet dumbass
Get your rear in gear
Emo is real stupid
The kids are raging homos
What a buncha fags
Why are haikus fun?
They make me giggle a lot
They are so simple
Puppies have 4 legs
They walk like they’re really drunk
I like to push them
Fat kids are much fun
I will chase them up the stairs
They cant catch their breath
I like girls undies
They feel so good on my crotch
Theyre nice and comfy
I should write a book
You are going to write book
Palbert is caveman
Do your work at home
Its called homework you bastard
I know my engrish
Fecal matter rules
Its good to throw at neighbors
Look at the poop stains
Old people are old
I do not like old people
You crazy old coot.
You fat bastard, you
I want to tackle you off
Fat kid on a bike.
Men don’t wear spandex
It looks really dumb on them
They shouldn’t wear it.
Bladder problems suck
They make me pee more than you
Whoops, I peed myself.
Bob is fat and dumb
He can play loud on the drum
Bob might hit his thumb
Vocab is boring
Words are for stupid suckers
You have herpes, fool.
Stealthily, I watched
My presence was not known.
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap !
Art fag, art fag, gay
You just sit and paint all day
I hope you starve, bitch
Bobs elastic band
I stole it from him today
Ill shoot him with it.
You are trespassing
Trespassers will be murdered.
Watch out for bullets.
You have no clue keith
I am so hyper right now
Are you taking French?
Pizza in the morning
Pizza in the evening
Pizza for supper
Mitch is Mexican
Noone likes a Mexican
Noone likes Mitchell.
Over the summer
I forgot how to shower
I smelted like ass
Smoking is stupid
It turns your teeth bright yellow
It gives you cancer
Jerk, that’s what you are
Your pants don’t fit on your waist
You’re stupid and fat
Scooter Minnerly
He plays them instruments good
Hes our band teacher
Bob, set up the drums
Go get the carpet dumbass
Get your rear in gear
Emo is real stupid
The kids are raging homos
What a buncha fags
Why are haikus fun?
They make me giggle a lot
They are so simple
Puppies have 4 legs
They walk like they’re really drunk
I like to push them
Fat kids are much fun
I will chase them up the stairs
They cant catch their breath
I like girls undies
They feel so good on my crotch
Theyre nice and comfy
I should write a book
You are going to write book
Palbert is caveman
Do your work at home
Its called homework you bastard
I know my engrish
Fecal matter rules
Its good to throw at neighbors
Look at the poop stains