%_lolcat{hilarity} ;; /holy ;; /chuck

[drinkcoffee]

8:32:12 PM Meg: Just because Chuck Norris rocks doesn't mean he is made of stone.
8:32:28 PM Mika: DAT WUZ KIND OV LAME
8:32:41 PM Mika: 4 SURE
8:32:44 PM Meg: NOWAI IT WUZ TEH BEST TING EVR
8:32:55 PM Mika: U MUST BE CRAZY
8:33:05 PM Meg: NO U
8:33:16 PM Mika: I KNOE U R BUT WUT IZ I
8:33:32 PM Meg: LAMEST COMEBACK EVR
8:33:50 PM Mika: INFINITY
8:34:00 PM Meg: UR MOM
8:34:11 PM Mika: IZ OVAR 9 THOUSAND
8:34:15 PM Meg: *dead.*
8:34:17 PM Mika: holy Murder, Batman!
8:34:19 PM Mika: dfklme
8:34:21 PM Meg: fjeksjalfkej
8:34:27 PM Meg: People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris

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8:42:20 PM Meg: If there's someone else from Hawaii I will shit myself
8:42:24 PM Mika: XD!
8:42:27 PM Mika: please don't
8:42:29 PM Mika: holy Chilblains, Batman!
8:42:34 PM Meg: fjeksjkfe
8:42:37 PM Meg: holy Ravioli, Batman!
8:42:41 PM Meg: HAHAJAJFKEJSK
8:42:41 PM Mika: -die-
8:42:46 PM Mika: extra points for RHYMING
8:42:51 PM Meg: Oh jesus christ this will never get old