Crash Bomb Seventy-Eight [audio, what did you expect?]

[drillsforhands]

...

Gotsu hasn't hatched yet, and everybody hates me.

I wanna go home.

Comments

[Italics are Tiffany]

[justoutrunyou]

Hey, hey what happened?

A-are you alright Crashman?

Re: [Italics are Tiffany]

[drillsforhands]

He won't hatch.

... m'fine.

Re: [Italics are Tiffany]

[justoutrunyou]

You don't sound fine!

A-and your partner will pick up on that, even as an egg. Y-your e-emotional health and stability a-are very important when it comes to r-raising a digimon.

Re: [Italics are Tiffany]

[drillsforhands]

Then your hearing is busted, cause m'fine.

Re: [Italics are Tiffany][strikes not recorded.]

[justoutrunyou]

Fine, how'd your partner eat it?

S-sandy maybe we shouldn't push him...

[drillsforhands]

...

[justoutrunyou]

...huh.

My partner died once, did I ever tell you? Everyone said it wasn't but I knew it was my fault.

S-sandy that's not true.

Oh shut up. It was. It was my fault he was in the park that night and it was my fault he couldn't evolve to fight the big scary sword guy who killed him. And then of coarse there was the time I got Mary Jane killed...

S-sandy...

[drillsforhands]

... shut up, Sandy. *this is Crashenese for "Don't get mopey or I'm punching you"*

[justoutrunyou]

Just trying to relate jerkface. You only got a Digimon temporarily killed, Mary Jane isn't ever coming back. I know you don't care for most humans but that's something that kind of weighs on a person.

[drillsforhands]

Humans die everyday, do you cry about all of them? No, so shut up.

[justoutrunyou]

Only the ones that mean something to me.

Whatever, you're a jerk but I don't hate you so quit moping or I'll come over there and beat you something.

N-not the most comforting thing to say...

[drillsforhands]

You can't even dodge right, what makes you think you could beat me in a real fight?

[justoutrunyou]

Confidence?

[drillsforhands]

Or you're suicidal.