Umi no Kitsune, uma garota esperta / Hirenkoi, a mesma de sempre >:D~
Stalked again, a rant by drikadas.
hirenkoi is stalking drikadashirenkoi's REAL name :Strong Maynardhirenkoi's REAL DOB :22nd March 1975Height :157 cmWeight : 51.8 kghirenkoi has dreamt about you : 7 times hirenkoi became interested in you : 13th February 2005hirenkoi's latest dream about you hirenkoi wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.This is how hirenkoi describes your relationship behind your back 'drikadas thinks we are just friends! Ha! I'm moving in for the kill!'hirenkoi's been stealing stuff from your house too. For the last year hirenkoi has been pilfering drikadas's mothers bras from her lingerie drawer.They've even started modifying their body for you hirenkoi is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Everyday without you is death. I've decided it's best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let's do it, for us.
The Police No. calls to the police : 21 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Ah fuck it not again. Look hirenkoi you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I'm phoning the cops. Right that's fucking it! Hello police? Yes it's hirenkoi again. The little shit-stirrer."hirenkoi's Police File hirenkoi is a deeply troubled young woman.
Testimonies about hirenkoi
tohru_kizuna - An overly camp drama queen
'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked hirenkoi. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?'
arsinoedoegito - Ex-priest
'hirenkoi was a depressing bore and I'm fucking glad they've been outted as a twat. Means I won't have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.'
fada_das_brumas - Monarch of lard
'Ahhh none of this is new to me. drikadas's been telling me about hirenkoi's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.'
umi_no_kitsune - Wide-load
'I would not piss on hirenkoi if they were on fire.'
E, Yoko, fala sério! Nesse você ESCOLHE a sua stalker! ¬¬ Você quis me dizer alguma coisa postando isso no seu lj, baby? ^_~