Chaos, rargh :|

[driftingforward]

Chaos thread with thisistony, if it turns out that way? WTF are we doing, anyway?

So, first prompt to kick us off - Marco, prompt: fire. I guess we're going for a general rule of three sentences for all these, but feel free to do any length. XD

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[thisistony]

Fire and giant wooden ships aren't usually the best combination (unless, of course, you were trying to destroy said wooden ship). So Marco really had to wonder what was going through Pops's mind when he "recruited" Fire Fist.

...Why, that's not hypocritical at all.

GIVE ME... Fox!Sanji stuck in a marine base as a pet!

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Sanji growled, wriggled in the Marine's lap, but didn't bite as Sengoku (and what was up with his stupid taste in pets?!) ran a hand down the length of his back. He'd learned his lesson after the first few times, and all there was left to do was await his - undoubtedly humilating - rescue.

And if he just happened to claw all those important files to shreds in the meantime, then more power to him.

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Give me Law, trying to insult Luffy (and failing)!

[thisistony]

"If you don't stop touching me, I'm going to reattach that arm where it doesn't belong."

"Would you really? THAT WOULD BE SO COOL."

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Ace of Spades!

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The secret truth was that when Ace had first set out to conquer the Grand Line, he wasn't Ace of Spades, but Ace of Hearts. It was only after two months of fruitless search before he accepted that no other pirate would join his crew, and had to change the name.

Some people just had no taste, he mused, tipping back the orange hat and resting a hand on his lime green dagger.

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Smoker and Aokiji, sleep!

[thisistony]

And because it was already taken

As far as Smoker was concerned, that lazy ass fucking Admiral was almost as bad as a Shichibukai. He hated ferrying the ice logia around (especially since that lazy ass could just freeze the water and go on his merry way on that stupid bicycle).

Because how the FUCK was he supposed to sleep when his bed was iced over?!

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Admiral!Whitebeard

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They call him Ace of Hearts... IN BED.

"I will make you Fleet Admiral!" Rear-Admiral Firefist swore, fist punching the air.

The Admiral took another swig from the barrel. "No thanks."

"... I will make you Fleet Admiral!"

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slave!Ace, AU or not!

[thisistony]

Thick explosive collar cutting into his breath, heavy seastone shackles and thousands of eyes (okay, hundreds, maybe) staring at him. Ready to devour him and not at ALL in the fun way.

...This was not what he had in mind when he agreed to the Bachelor Auction.

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Fire Fist!Luffy♦

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Crocodile laughed cruelly, mockingly, hooked hand rest in the crook of one arm. "You really think you can defeat me, chil-"

Then he shut up, because Luffy was bored with listening to him, and glass statues can't talk.

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pirate!Smoker & whatever-you-want!Ace

[thisistony]

HAHAHA NICE.

He wasn't a pirate. A freelance purveyor of Justice, perhaps, but certainly not a pirate. The fact that he corrupted a jailbait Marine captain with too bright eyes and way too many freckles at least weekly did not make him a pirate, either.

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Swordsman!Sanji

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♥ LOVE

"I will be the greatest cook in the world," Sanji swore a long time ago, after Crimson-Blade Zeff saved him from a diet of fast-food and bad nutrition.

Now, eight years later, he was reaching his goal - so close he could taste it! - no matter how often the rest of the Strawhats fled the galley when he brought out the twin swords to dice vegetables.

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sequel to your above response. >.> Because it's hot.

[thisistony]

Laid up on his back, panting, moaning and trying to keep the flickering flames contained to his person and not burn down his personal quarters, Captain Ace found himself a little brain dead. He didn't really get the frown on the White Hunter's face - he felt pretty damn good and he was the one taking it.

"What's wrong, old man? I won't arrest you for this - even though I could."

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Zoro - MANRY ANGUISH

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He was the greatest swordsman in the world, stood over the broken corpse of Mihawk. He had reached his goal, honoured Kuina, had struggled to the top and succeeded, and it was all worthless.

He'd never though Mihawk's blade could shatter Wadou like that.

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Just one more sequel, pwease~? ;__;

[thisistony]

"What kind of Justice was that, brat?! You just let Strawhat get away! Not even a token fight!" The brat's chin dissolved into fire, breaking free of his tight grip.

"If I leave a cradle-robbing criminal like you on the loose, there's no way I'm clapping my little brother in seastone."

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non-logia!Smoker - Burns

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Smoker loves the sex, loves it - a regular, normal human like him, Marine or not, having this elemental fire beneath him, utterly under his control and begging for more.

He even loves the sparks it causes, flares of red-white heat that the pirate can barely contain, because it's just another sign that he's the one with the power, here.

The burns he gets from it though - those he could do without.

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I HATE YOU. A direct sequel from that one, please. :D

[thisistony]

The venom the captain spits at him forces Smoker into wispy tendrils that skitter to the ends of the room. That, that brat, punk, kid Marine isn't supposed to be fierce and even though Smoker knows the Captain can't beat him in a fight...

A strategic retreat is not running away.

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Luffy's Dad!Shanks

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"DAD! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!"

Shanks rolls his eyes with a smile and doesn't look around, focusing on polishing his sword (and no, not in a perverse way). "That's impressive, Luffy!"

"I KNOW! I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I HAD THIS MUCH BLOOD!"

Oh SHIT.

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... sequel plz dammit