FOR THE SAKE OF POSITIVITY.
Okay, so apparently I'm not the only one who's just gonna bow out of a certain ATWT storyline for the time being. So based on the episode I last saw, which left things a little crappy but very alivey for all involved, I'm just going to make up my own ending. And by that I mean I shall convince myself this is the only possible canon and that the show ended on... whatever last Luresday was... and these things are just the natural implied outcome from that episode.
SO.
Here we go (Happy ending for all!):
Without a job or any personal life to speak of, Reid ends up using his sewing skills for trafficking purposes. And by that I mean: he utilizes stuffed animals as a means to traffick medical supplies in war-torn African countries. Katie, Chris, and Jacob can go to Africa too. Maybe Katie can be a matchmaker in all the local African villages, Chris can be a doctor for those injured by war(natch), and Jacob can just keep doing what's doing: being adorable.
Luke will meet a new love interest with a horrible personality who he will not get along with at all but will fall in love with anyway. This is news to no one and rather more accurately is his life in a nutshell, but at least this new beau won't be an enabler to Luke's wishy-washy personality or his inability to walk by a hair parlor without going in and getting his hair entirely restyled.
Having no success as a filmmaker, Noah will initially spend his days working at that coffee shop and listening to his exes bitch about their love lives. However, he eventually discovers he is actually bisexual and was truly attracted to Maddie. His sudden disinterest in her at the time was just a rebellious desire to not like anything his dad liked. So they get back together and Noah eventually loses his eyesight again from staring too long at ripples in the Snyder pond. Only after discovering he can't have his sight restored now that DocO is in Africa does he become a famous (blind) filmmaker.
So clears that up... WAIT NO THERE'S ONE MORE
Finally, it turns out Richard was pronounced dead weeks ago after a trainwreck. No one noticed. But he's not actually dead, he was just being held captive and he bursts through the door at Noah and Maddie's wedding declaring that Noah is the only man for him. Too bad Noah doesn't remember who he is. Someone comments on the color of his shirt, though. THERE'S HOPE FOR RICHARD YET. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THE SPIN -OFF SERIES, "As Richard's World Turns"!!
But really. This is all fact. I was on set when they filmed it
/blatant lies.
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...oh and Bob gets dementia and Kim takes over the hospital being the badass little cutie she is. FUCK BOB.
SO.
Here we go (Happy ending for all!):
Without a job or any personal life to speak of, Reid ends up using his sewing skills for trafficking purposes. And by that I mean: he utilizes stuffed animals as a means to traffick medical supplies in war-torn African countries. Katie, Chris, and Jacob can go to Africa too. Maybe Katie can be a matchmaker in all the local African villages, Chris can be a doctor for those injured by war(natch), and Jacob can just keep doing what's doing: being adorable.
Luke will meet a new love interest with a horrible personality who he will not get along with at all but will fall in love with anyway. This is news to no one and rather more accurately is his life in a nutshell, but at least this new beau won't be an enabler to Luke's wishy-washy personality or his inability to walk by a hair parlor without going in and getting his hair entirely restyled.
Having no success as a filmmaker, Noah will initially spend his days working at that coffee shop and listening to his exes bitch about their love lives. However, he eventually discovers he is actually bisexual and was truly attracted to Maddie. His sudden disinterest in her at the time was just a rebellious desire to not like anything his dad liked. So they get back together and Noah eventually loses his eyesight again from staring too long at ripples in the Snyder pond. Only after discovering he can't have his sight restored now that DocO is in Africa does he become a famous (blind) filmmaker.
So clears that up... WAIT NO THERE'S ONE MORE
Finally, it turns out Richard was pronounced dead weeks ago after a trainwreck. No one noticed. But he's not actually dead, he was just being held captive and he bursts through the door at Noah and Maddie's wedding declaring that Noah is the only man for him. Too bad Noah doesn't remember who he is. Someone comments on the color of his shirt, though. THERE'S HOPE FOR RICHARD YET. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THE SPIN -OFF SERIES, "As Richard's World Turns"!!
But really. This is all fact. I was on set when they filmed it
/blatant lies.
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...oh and Bob gets dementia and Kim takes over the hospital being the badass little cutie she is. FUCK BOB.