fic: New Car Smell

[dria1029]

Title: New Car Smell
Author: dria1029
Pairings: OnHyo (Onew/Hyoshin)
Genre: AU, PWP, Humor?
Warnings: Steamy yaoi car sex, language
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hyoshin’s blind date gives him a different kind of ride
Word Count: 5,629
a/n: Please welcome Shinee’s newest member, my oppa squickz Lol jk he dared me to write some OnHyo, and being the crazy bitch that I am

Comments

[dria1029]

it is both embarrassing and hilarious to read the reactions to this...especially at how it is awkward/weird to read the smut LMAO. TOTAL DIFFERENT TURNOUT from what I'd imagined. I would have thought...you know...as dirty our Hyoppa is, it wouldn't be hard to see him in "action." But I guess I was wrong. He's not quite revered as a saint, but there is a limit? xD lol idk

Uh oh...am I in trouble? And will it make a diffy if I go back and include Dubu? O.O

I can't beleive you read this. I can't believe how QUICKLY even more. But I'm...happy? That you respect my gangsta for posting? haha <3

Oh and cocky!Dubu ftw.

[dria1029]

xD

I'm a naturally humorous person. I think if you read everything I write, no matter WHAT genre it is, you will find my sense of humor in there somewhere.

And its sorta weird for me too...i think it was easy to do this cuz I was abnormally lusting the shit out of Taemin that day O.o Yurrrrr....

Yes he is. he said he has the Key hair thing going on.

Thanks for reading this....attempt xD <3

OH AND YOU WIN AT LIFE FOR THE FEZ GIF.

[kibum412]

spot.
imma gif!comment the absolute FUCK out of this.

there's just too much to quote.... here we go.

[kibum412]

This Jinki guy-just who the fuck did he think he was? Who was the blithering idiot who taught him to spit game like a Neanderthal?

Re: there's just too much to quote.... here we go.

[dria1029]

Okay girl....I can't even fathom how much fucking WIN this gif!comment is.

Like....I'm doing that laugh where I look like an Asian black girl.

Then the fact that Key's clap is so condescending and Minho's aegyo looks so sarcastic (though I know you didn't intend for any of this) dissolves away any sanity I have left...I CAN'T xD

<3<3 I think because of this, I just might turn into a comment whore and say fuck modesty.
And the second gif...good God of this great green earth he is so cute. Minho's pedo smile is also lovely.

You win every fucking thing. Hyo, TELL HER SHE WINS OKAY?

/crippled flailing because mother nature has presented her gift, ill-timed bitch she is

Re: there's just too much to quote.... here we go.

[kibum412]

the key clap!gif was totally sincere.
the aegyo, however, may or may not have been sarcastic.
the bribe is still there though.

....and hyo oppa probably thinks i'm a creepy fangirl internet stalker.

[dria1029]

Admittedly, it was fun to write you as your natural self. You ARE a well developed character, all I did was try to put it into words. Such a snarky bitch, yes you are. /coos

But of course not.