fic: +Tramp+
Key-centric, nc-17
The one where crassly sassy Key is employed at a female oriented, not-so-conventional escort service.
A one sentence-themed writing exercise I adapted from an author on fanfiction.net I think everyone should practice this, tbh. Fun and beneficial.
#01 Bad
You should see him in jeans; really, it’s hard to describe.
#02 Morals
Being cocky is just a part of his vibe-just as the cloak of conceit is always needed.
#03 Blast
“Oh her? Please. I bet the only way that bitch gets attention is to front around with a broken Bluetooth and have full blown arguments in public. ”
#04 Challenge
When he lies on his stomach or throws his legs back, they never know how to act.
#05 Vixen
Key stares at Latoya Jackson’s poster and scoffs; a photo of his nude, stretched body would be so much more exclusive, it’d be all over the news if it got out-and banned by the press the same day.
#06 Claustrophobia
Even in the plane’s tiny bathroom, it’s absurdly possible to bend over so the guy with his nose leisurely gliding down your crack can pull down your edible undies with his teeth.
#07 Royalty
When he’s on top…the whole show stops
#08 Chocolate
“But I’m much sweeter,” he purrs thickly, lowering the man’s hand clutched around a heart shaped box.
#09 Ears
Aside from animals, Mexican jail and the “philanthropy” of his sugar daddies, its his only Achilles heel.
#10 Easy
“I can’t with Jonghyun. Seeing a pile of clothes is enough to turn him on. Because he knows that someone, somewhere, is naked.”
#11 Options
Leopard print flatters his waistline, but Poly and Ester draped over his arm are less pricy.
#12 Bye
Key could care less that the suitcase and its scattered contents have started to emit a moldy smell from sitting on his lawn for weeks, pattered with the sprinklers every day; motherfucker obviously bought a new wardrobe or is walking around in just his Adidas.
#13 Bored
What a waste of his minutes for him to call over ol’ reliable and only get minimum effort; Key rolls his eyes and props his cheek with his elbow in the pillow, immune to the thrusts that nearly send him face first into the headboard.
#14 Manners
There’s that meaningful, devilish smirk whilst Key literally bites the hand that feeds him.
#15 Silence
Made me waste my good shit, Key mentally grumbles as he steps over the unconscious “customer” and tosses the busted champagne bottle in the trash.
#16 Favor
Not because she’s begging, but because she’s unattractive, she’s his friend, business is slow and his dick hasn’t been sucked in a long time.
#17 Recipe
Heavily kohl-rimmed eyes, cherry glistened lips, purple blouse, black low riders, rings on every finger, blonde highlights and crocs = disaster.
#18 Candy
Truthfully, it only takes a few licks, several bobs and a long tongue to get to the center of a Tootsie pop; or, at least, successfully coax the “center” to slide rewardingly down your chin.
#19 Nails
He brings his hand to his mouth with simmering impatience as the bag of free condoms sit on his stiff lap and the doctor he hasn’t seen in six months reads back his latest results.
#20 Lesson
“You know what bitch? Do it on your own then, but don’t come crying to me when that pole coochie-burns your ass.”
#21 Heart
The sappy fucks had to get one thing straight though; Send all the bouquets you want, but the only flower you’ll get back is an open rosebud buffet-plus tax.
#22 Supreme
Anybody can drop ass; yet it takes a real queen to bring that shit back up properly.
#23 Game
Just like the nameless man promised, Key screamed back “polo” several minutes later as his fat cock was shoved balls -deep into Key’s engorged ass.
#24 Heat
Summer sex in a leather-clad backseat sweats out a Korean man’s perm just much as a black woman’s; it also renders him just as pissed.
#25 Rain
The only time he stands at the foggy window with a cup of green tea is to reflect…but never regret; what else would an uneducated, orphaned punk do with his life except what he did best?
#26 Innovation
Perfection of the proverbial diva snap: there is less emphasis in snap, quick arch, lip purse and more in lip purse, snap, slow arch.
#27 Birthday
“I don’t want anything extravagant this year” is code for “Shots all night ” and not to be taken in a literal sense because a bitch can’t have too many nice things…and a bitch will kill you, besides.
#28 Honest
The hardest part of his underground promiscuity is from dawn till dark; but a lie and a withheld truth provided over the phone is enough to keep the cracks out of his grandmother’s heart.
#29 Wheel
“Go on and suck him already,” Key moans, addressing the antsy rookie as he fucks himself wide-legged with the toy; the customer’s other, bare breasted escort stands off to the side in hesitance for only a minute more before sliding over and shakily sheathing red lips over pink flesh.
#30 Preference
Well, yeah, there’s more money in it. But pussy has never been on the menu, and never will be.
#31 Intimidation
Jealous, sabotaging hos never prosper; they do, however, run fast in red bottoms.
#32 Distinguish
There’s your garbage ass hos, there’s your dumpster juice hos, and then there’s Key.
#33 Lonely
He paid for an escort- only to bring Key back to his tacky apartment for Chinese food, corny jokes. and a night of sex-less cuddling; not a wild dinner date, but, admittedly, the most fun Key's ever had without dropping trou.
#34 Disloyalty
"Motherf-you said these would be on sale this week!"
You're supposed to do 50 but I'm tired lol. Will continue soon. :) BTW, some of these (the numbered words) are just part of everyday phrases/terms. See how many you can figure out.
The one where crassly sassy Key is employed at a female oriented, not-so-conventional escort service.
A one sentence-themed writing exercise I adapted from an author on fanfiction.net I think everyone should practice this, tbh. Fun and beneficial.
#01 Bad
You should see him in jeans; really, it’s hard to describe.
#02 Morals
Being cocky is just a part of his vibe-just as the cloak of conceit is always needed.
#03 Blast
“Oh her? Please. I bet the only way that bitch gets attention is to front around with a broken Bluetooth and have full blown arguments in public. ”
#04 Challenge
When he lies on his stomach or throws his legs back, they never know how to act.
#05 Vixen
Key stares at Latoya Jackson’s poster and scoffs; a photo of his nude, stretched body would be so much more exclusive, it’d be all over the news if it got out-and banned by the press the same day.
#06 Claustrophobia
Even in the plane’s tiny bathroom, it’s absurdly possible to bend over so the guy with his nose leisurely gliding down your crack can pull down your edible undies with his teeth.
#07 Royalty
When he’s on top…the whole show stops
#08 Chocolate
“But I’m much sweeter,” he purrs thickly, lowering the man’s hand clutched around a heart shaped box.
#09 Ears
Aside from animals, Mexican jail and the “philanthropy” of his sugar daddies, its his only Achilles heel.
#10 Easy
“I can’t with Jonghyun. Seeing a pile of clothes is enough to turn him on. Because he knows that someone, somewhere, is naked.”
#11 Options
Leopard print flatters his waistline, but Poly and Ester draped over his arm are less pricy.
#12 Bye
Key could care less that the suitcase and its scattered contents have started to emit a moldy smell from sitting on his lawn for weeks, pattered with the sprinklers every day; motherfucker obviously bought a new wardrobe or is walking around in just his Adidas.
#13 Bored
What a waste of his minutes for him to call over ol’ reliable and only get minimum effort; Key rolls his eyes and props his cheek with his elbow in the pillow, immune to the thrusts that nearly send him face first into the headboard.
#14 Manners
There’s that meaningful, devilish smirk whilst Key literally bites the hand that feeds him.
#15 Silence
Made me waste my good shit, Key mentally grumbles as he steps over the unconscious “customer” and tosses the busted champagne bottle in the trash.
#16 Favor
Not because she’s begging, but because she’s unattractive, she’s his friend, business is slow and his dick hasn’t been sucked in a long time.
#17 Recipe
Heavily kohl-rimmed eyes, cherry glistened lips, purple blouse, black low riders, rings on every finger, blonde highlights and crocs = disaster.
#18 Candy
Truthfully, it only takes a few licks, several bobs and a long tongue to get to the center of a Tootsie pop; or, at least, successfully coax the “center” to slide rewardingly down your chin.
#19 Nails
He brings his hand to his mouth with simmering impatience as the bag of free condoms sit on his stiff lap and the doctor he hasn’t seen in six months reads back his latest results.
#20 Lesson
“You know what bitch? Do it on your own then, but don’t come crying to me when that pole coochie-burns your ass.”
#21 Heart
The sappy fucks had to get one thing straight though; Send all the bouquets you want, but the only flower you’ll get back is an open rosebud buffet-plus tax.
#22 Supreme
Anybody can drop ass; yet it takes a real queen to bring that shit back up properly.
#23 Game
Just like the nameless man promised, Key screamed back “polo” several minutes later as his fat cock was shoved balls -deep into Key’s engorged ass.
#24 Heat
Summer sex in a leather-clad backseat sweats out a Korean man’s perm just much as a black woman’s; it also renders him just as pissed.
#25 Rain
The only time he stands at the foggy window with a cup of green tea is to reflect…but never regret; what else would an uneducated, orphaned punk do with his life except what he did best?
#26 Innovation
Perfection of the proverbial diva snap: there is less emphasis in snap, quick arch, lip purse and more in lip purse, snap, slow arch.
#27 Birthday
“I don’t want anything extravagant this year” is code for “Shots all night ” and not to be taken in a literal sense because a bitch can’t have too many nice things…and a bitch will kill you, besides.
#28 Honest
The hardest part of his underground promiscuity is from dawn till dark; but a lie and a withheld truth provided over the phone is enough to keep the cracks out of his grandmother’s heart.
#29 Wheel
“Go on and suck him already,” Key moans, addressing the antsy rookie as he fucks himself wide-legged with the toy; the customer’s other, bare breasted escort stands off to the side in hesitance for only a minute more before sliding over and shakily sheathing red lips over pink flesh.
#30 Preference
Well, yeah, there’s more money in it. But pussy has never been on the menu, and never will be.
#31 Intimidation
Jealous, sabotaging hos never prosper; they do, however, run fast in red bottoms.
#32 Distinguish
There’s your garbage ass hos, there’s your dumpster juice hos, and then there’s Key.
#33 Lonely
He paid for an escort- only to bring Key back to his tacky apartment for Chinese food, corny jokes. and a night of sex-less cuddling; not a wild dinner date, but, admittedly, the most fun Key's ever had without dropping trou.
#34 Disloyalty
"Motherf-you said these would be on sale this week!"
You're supposed to do 50 but I'm tired lol. Will continue soon. :) BTW, some of these (the numbered words) are just part of everyday phrases/terms. See how many you can figure out.