Oh god.
Just one of the cards from Sofawolf Press’ hilarious
Room Party card game, Furry Con expansion. These people know their conventions all too well.
I played this at FurWAg this year. Many of the cards are enough to make a con-goer cringe, but you combine Balcony Incident and Headless Lounge you have to wonder just how somebody got decapitated in a hotel room.