That our government has come to this...

[drharper]

A patient and I were discussing the upcoming election...

Patient: I don't like Hillary, but she's better than Trump.
Me: A ring-tailed lemur would be better than Trump! A mangy water-buffalo with a raging case of constipation would be better than Trump!

So, my lords and ladies, fill in the blank.

_________ would be better than Trump!