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Now that Obama has taken the nomination, there has been a huge catastrophe. No, I am not talking about Russia(Palin will take care of that). The issue is that with the nation being put into a left leaning position, people on the right have nothing to do. There's nothing to rally around, nothing to be excited over. Being a conservative is just as cool as listening to Black Eye'd Peas, Korn, or Nickleback, which means conservatives probably do not have many friends. There are still somethings you'll be able to do even though you are a conservative.
You can buy an assault rifle.
Nothing is more American than being able to buy a weapon that was featured on the last Resident evil game. I know that with the rising confidence in black people, and the crossing of the border of Mexicans, that a race war is certain. Your #1 concern in this race war, is to protect your home. There is no better way to protect your home than to buy a weapon that can blow a 12" hole in a furnished wall.
You can forward Obama is the Anti Christ E-mails.
Everything about Obama screams he is the Anti Christ. He's an eloquent speaker, people like him, and he's from Hawaii which is kinda like being from the middle east. You know God has a crazy sense of humor. The first black person he lets be president, ends up being the worst person in the world. I mean, he does believe Jesus is God, which is sorta un-Antichrist like, but don't let that stop you from sending E-mail.
You can start a facebook group that demands that Obama be Impeached.
Even though Obama has not stepped foot in the office you can order him to hit the road. There are a few things you need to have in order to make this a good group. You need to refer to Obama by his middle name. His middle name is a hot topic no one really knows about. I mean did you know that Obama's Middle name was the last name of a leader of a Country that we invaded under false pretenses? You need to talk about the fact that Obama wants end capitalism. The rich work hard for all of their money, even the money they have stolen. You can not tax the rich people cause then they wont become richer, and that's bad because it spreads the wealth around, cause we're all Joe The Plumber. You also need to talk about Bill Ayers. He is another hot button topic that we have not heard enough about. Did you know that Obama did stuff with a college professor that, 40+ years ago, planted bombs then warned the people so they could disarm/ evacuate safely? You must end your tirade by asking who is the real Obama?
You see, even though the country does not want conservatives in politics, the country needs them. The country will come crawling back for them in two years. Until that time you have lots of stuff to keep busy.
You can buy an assault rifle.
Nothing is more American than being able to buy a weapon that was featured on the last Resident evil game. I know that with the rising confidence in black people, and the crossing of the border of Mexicans, that a race war is certain. Your #1 concern in this race war, is to protect your home. There is no better way to protect your home than to buy a weapon that can blow a 12" hole in a furnished wall.
You can forward Obama is the Anti Christ E-mails.
Everything about Obama screams he is the Anti Christ. He's an eloquent speaker, people like him, and he's from Hawaii which is kinda like being from the middle east. You know God has a crazy sense of humor. The first black person he lets be president, ends up being the worst person in the world. I mean, he does believe Jesus is God, which is sorta un-Antichrist like, but don't let that stop you from sending E-mail.
You can start a facebook group that demands that Obama be Impeached.
Even though Obama has not stepped foot in the office you can order him to hit the road. There are a few things you need to have in order to make this a good group. You need to refer to Obama by his middle name. His middle name is a hot topic no one really knows about. I mean did you know that Obama's Middle name was the last name of a leader of a Country that we invaded under false pretenses? You need to talk about the fact that Obama wants end capitalism. The rich work hard for all of their money, even the money they have stolen. You can not tax the rich people cause then they wont become richer, and that's bad because it spreads the wealth around, cause we're all Joe The Plumber. You also need to talk about Bill Ayers. He is another hot button topic that we have not heard enough about. Did you know that Obama did stuff with a college professor that, 40+ years ago, planted bombs then warned the people so they could disarm/ evacuate safely? You must end your tirade by asking who is the real Obama?
You see, even though the country does not want conservatives in politics, the country needs them. The country will come crawling back for them in two years. Until that time you have lots of stuff to keep busy.