My tweets
- Fri, 19:18: Photo: http://t.co/2n13Qw2P
- Fri, 19:19: Photo: dcwomenkickingass: http://t.co/km0ZsJy1
- Sat, 07:58: @ danharmon @ meganganz I dreamt of Jeff Winger last night and his strange two-legged dog. Ya'all have officially infiltrated my subconscious
- Sat, 09:21: @ mishacollins worst nightmare web site: feet off the ground, blaring happy music and still might not be able to take it. Damn you GISHWHES!
- Sat, 10:52: I hate snakes. I actually WANT them to go extinct. Did you know anacondas will STALK YOU?! Skinny folks watch out. Only us tubbys are safe.