"Well you can't have that"

Jul 25, 2008 04:54

What is it about post 3:00 AM? Why is that when all the good work gets done?

I swear to you, David Letterman can add the word "the" to literally ANYTHING. Evidently, The Hold Steady's latest album is entitled "The Stay Positive" I don't know if Dave was deprived of the word "the" when he was a young child, if his mother insisted that he say a or an at all times and it's only now in his edge-teetering senility that he's getting all his pent-up "the" frustration, like when an over-disciplined schoolgirl goes to college and the wheels fall off the wagon (as does the girl in most cases) I don't know what his muffin is on this, but in the sentence "The kids, they love the Oprah" there's about two to three words in there that don't need to be.

What's frustrating about Allison Janney is that she got mega-hott right when Aaron Benjamin left the palace. So now I equate hott C.J. with non-Sorkin C.J., two diametrically opposed qualities, to be sure.

I saw this and the caption read: GROW UP, NETFLIX



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