It's Spring again, and
It must be something in the air..... but the non-trads have been dressing really slutty today (so much so that I've already noticed the trend and it's not even 8:30 yet). Nobody wants to see that shit sista. You're all pushing 40. Quit taking Oprah to heart -- shit doesn't hang the way it used to, and you need to accept that. I'll cherish the day I get to have crazy white hair, a bushy beard, and inappropriately large glasses.
One of the aforementioned non-trads (I'd say she's about 35) is wearing a pair of those hilarious sweat pants -- you know the ones with gay shit written on the ass in all caps.... things like "HOT" or "SEXY" and let's not forget "PHAT". Well, this woman has a pair of those and I'm highly suspicious that she made them herself. I say this because they had "FAITH" written on the ass. That's mighty optimistic for sweat pants of this typical genre. I'm guessing seeing "PHAT" written across a girl's ass really gets some guys going. I can imagine the confusion they must've felt when she threw this curveball at them. If this little sexypants faux pas was intentional, then she'd be hilarious, and I would respect her all the more as a human being. But I just think she doesn't get it.
One of the aforementioned non-trads (I'd say she's about 35) is wearing a pair of those hilarious sweat pants -- you know the ones with gay shit written on the ass in all caps.... things like "HOT" or "SEXY" and let's not forget "PHAT". Well, this woman has a pair of those and I'm highly suspicious that she made them herself. I say this because they had "FAITH" written on the ass. That's mighty optimistic for sweat pants of this typical genre. I'm guessing seeing "PHAT" written across a girl's ass really gets some guys going. I can imagine the confusion they must've felt when she threw this curveball at them. If this little sexypants faux pas was intentional, then she'd be hilarious, and I would respect her all the more as a human being. But I just think she doesn't get it.