Earth Just Sucks
So back in middle school I'm thinking 6th grade. Everyone had to do a project on an animal and report on it. My animal was the super awesome Western Black Rhinoceros, or The WBR. I made a clay model and everything. Needless to say although I'm saying it anyway, the thing was dank. Dank like rice pudding (which I recently found out is also amazing but less so than The WBR). Now however it's extinct. It's just gone from our planet. You know why? It's fucking horn is an aphrodisiac in China. THE FUCKING CHINESE DO NOT NEED A APHRODISIAC. Not if your going to toss baby girls in the dumpster anyway. AGGGH