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[drfish_mrfineas]

Well, I'm man enough to admit when I've lost. The people have spoken, and they want America for president. I'll be respectfully stepping down in the spirit of Democracy.

Now, America.

I imagine you'll be needing a Secretary of Defense.

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[supersizedpower]

Sure will! And a fish with goggles doesn't seem like a bad pick...but I do need to know your policy on defense, even if it's just a formality.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Speak softly, carry a big stick, and don't negotiate with terrorists.

[supersizedpower]

Hey! You know, that sounds like something my old boss used to say! That guy was great.

So if you came up with that, you'll probably turn out to be a great defense secretary! You're hired!

[drfish_mrfineas]

Good. You'll be the first to hear about it when I come up with a strategy.

[supersizedpower]

Awesome!

Also, don't be a jerk to Italy, okay? He's in NATO so if you do anything bad to him, then Secretary of Defense or no, I'm gonna have to punch ya!

[drfish_mrfineas]

Fine. If he's on your side during whatever era you're from, then I'll let his stupidity slide.