Spring Closet Cleaning '10
Here it is, my big ass sale of shit I need to clear out of my closet. Going to have this sale go all the way through February, afterwords anything not sold will be donated to the Salvation Army. Details behind the cut...
Because we're still technically in the winter season, and the items I have for sale aren't exactly anything that would get picked up at a yard sale here in town, I figured it would be best to sell them online. But because I really don't trust eBay (still) I figured I'd post this sale where only a limited number of my friends might be able to take first picks.
Comment here with what you'd like, or send it in a comment to a PayPal payment to drfgeek@gmail.com Items are all first-come-first-serve with Paypal payments taking priority, meaning if two people want the same item, the person who's already sent the Paypal information gets dibs. Should the same item be paid for by two people, a refund will be issued to those that paid after the first.
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Shirts
All sized large (40-42 inch chest) unless noted otherwise.
Asking for $3 each or 5 for $10 (plus $5 shipping via Priority mail, $6 with Delivery Confirmation)
Most shirts are faded black due to years of use, and are approximately 10 years old.
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Time of Judgment
Swag from GenCon '03 given out by White Wolf Publishing when they decided to "end" the World of Darkness series of RPG's
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Normal People Scare Me
Shirt given to me by my mother during the divorce in an effort to try an win me over to her side. Obviously didn't work.
Labeled as "Large" but measures 42-44, which is actually "XL".
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Fight Club Sold to Xander the Blue
You too can be one in Tyler Durden's army of space monkies and become a walking advertisement for Project Mayhem with this shirt.
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I love it when you talk nerdy.
Another shirt given to me by my mother. Worn once
Sized "XL" 42-44
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ThinkGeek original no longer available on their site. Back reads so the shirt perfectly contains your geekiness in HTML tags.
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Network Security
ThinkGeek original still available new on their site. Advertise that you're the one in charge of keeping your servers safe. Heavy fraying/holes around the "STAFF" on the back of the shirt.
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Guardians of Paradise
Pictured above is the back of the shirt. Not sure where I got it, just knew I liked the design.
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GAME OVER
Another ThinkGeek classic no longer available on their site. Last worn at a LAN party in which I kicked ass in the UT2K4 tourney.
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OVERCLOCKED
More ThinkGeek classics to come that are no longer available. Advertise being overworked with this shirt.
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Power Shirt
A ThinkGeek original still available on their site. Power symbol is a lime green colour unlike the current one still available. However, unlike the one new from ThinkGeek, the glow-in-the-dark ink has faded away. Feel like a super hero with the universal logo of power on your chest.
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I don't work here.
Another ThinkGeek original still available on their site. However, unlike the one you can buy new, you can boast that this shirt was worn when someone actually quit their job. No, really on the last day of working at that god awful call center I wore this shirt with pride.
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It must be user error.
Not pictured since my camera ate the picture I took, but another ThinkGeek original still on their site. Primarily worn in high school when I was the assistant to the school's IT guy.
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You Are Dumb
More of the ThinkGeek originals also still available. White lines of binary read as "YOU ARE DUMB". It's like insulting someone in another language...on your shirt.
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Esc key
Yet another ThinkGeek shirt they still have. Feel quasi-philosophical by having the keyboard button that represents the word meaning to break free of captivity. Retro faded too.
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Pants and Shorts
All sized 34 waist-34 inseam unless noted otherwise.
Asking for $3 each or 5 for $10 (plus $5 shipping via Priority mail, $6 with Delivery Confirmation)
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Faded Grey 5-pocket jeans
Sized 34 waist- 32 inseam. Really only ever worn on laundry days because of the lack of cargo pockets.
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Cabela's Cargo Pants
Features enforced knees, elastic waistband, velcro latched cargo and butt pockets, and dedicated cell phone pocket on the right. Small holes on the corners of the cargo and butt pockets.
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Camo Blue Jeans
Features zip-off pant legs to convert them into short. Holes EVERYWHERE on these. Because of this, these are free to anyone who'll take them with a purchase of $10 or more.
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Grey Cargo Pants
Features zip-off pant legs to convert them into shorts. Cargo and butt pockets secured by snap buttons. One snap button missing on right butt pocket.
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Blue Jean Cargo Pants
Features zip-off pants to convert them into shorts. Maybe worn once, or twice.
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Wrangler Cargo Pants
Been sitting in my closet folded up since I got them. Don't ever remember wearing these.
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Wrangler Black Carpenter Shorts
Another pair of pants (shorts, rather) that I really don't remember ever wearing.
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Raver Shorts (?)
I don't remember if it was me, or my parents that got me these shorts, but apparently we BOTH were on something to think that these were good to wear anywhere outside of a rave party.
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Miscellaneous
Collection of OLD "...for Dummies" series tech books
My collection of old tech books I got when I realized how much I liked computers, and started my slippery slope of becoming a geek. Asking for $3 a piece, or $20 for the whole lot.
Because we're still technically in the winter season, and the items I have for sale aren't exactly anything that would get picked up at a yard sale here in town, I figured it would be best to sell them online. But because I really don't trust eBay (still) I figured I'd post this sale where only a limited number of my friends might be able to take first picks.
Comment here with what you'd like, or send it in a comment to a PayPal payment to drfgeek@gmail.com Items are all first-come-first-serve with Paypal payments taking priority, meaning if two people want the same item, the person who's already sent the Paypal information gets dibs. Should the same item be paid for by two people, a refund will be issued to those that paid after the first.
-------
Shirts
All sized large (40-42 inch chest) unless noted otherwise.
Asking for $3 each or 5 for $10 (plus $5 shipping via Priority mail, $6 with Delivery Confirmation)
Most shirts are faded black due to years of use, and are approximately 10 years old.
-------
Time of Judgment
Swag from GenCon '03 given out by White Wolf Publishing when they decided to "end" the World of Darkness series of RPG's
-------
Normal People Scare Me
Shirt given to me by my mother during the divorce in an effort to try an win me over to her side. Obviously didn't work.
Labeled as "Large" but measures 42-44, which is actually "XL".
-------
Fight Club Sold to Xander the Blue
You too can be one in Tyler Durden's army of space monkies and become a walking advertisement for Project Mayhem with this shirt.
-------
I love it when you talk nerdy.
Another shirt given to me by my mother. Worn once
Sized "XL" 42-44
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ThinkGeek original no longer available on their site. Back reads so the shirt perfectly contains your geekiness in HTML tags.
-------
Network Security
ThinkGeek original still available new on their site. Advertise that you're the one in charge of keeping your servers safe. Heavy fraying/holes around the "STAFF" on the back of the shirt.
-------
Guardians of Paradise
Pictured above is the back of the shirt. Not sure where I got it, just knew I liked the design.
-------
GAME OVER
Another ThinkGeek classic no longer available on their site. Last worn at a LAN party in which I kicked ass in the UT2K4 tourney.
-------
OVERCLOCKED
More ThinkGeek classics to come that are no longer available. Advertise being overworked with this shirt.
-------
Power Shirt
A ThinkGeek original still available on their site. Power symbol is a lime green colour unlike the current one still available. However, unlike the one new from ThinkGeek, the glow-in-the-dark ink has faded away. Feel like a super hero with the universal logo of power on your chest.
-------
I don't work here.
Another ThinkGeek original still available on their site. However, unlike the one you can buy new, you can boast that this shirt was worn when someone actually quit their job. No, really on the last day of working at that god awful call center I wore this shirt with pride.
-------
It must be user error.
Not pictured since my camera ate the picture I took, but another ThinkGeek original still on their site. Primarily worn in high school when I was the assistant to the school's IT guy.
-------
You Are Dumb
More of the ThinkGeek originals also still available. White lines of binary read as "YOU ARE DUMB". It's like insulting someone in another language...on your shirt.
-------
Esc key
Yet another ThinkGeek shirt they still have. Feel quasi-philosophical by having the keyboard button that represents the word meaning to break free of captivity. Retro faded too.
-------
Pants and Shorts
All sized 34 waist-34 inseam unless noted otherwise.
Asking for $3 each or 5 for $10 (plus $5 shipping via Priority mail, $6 with Delivery Confirmation)
-------
Faded Grey 5-pocket jeans
Sized 34 waist- 32 inseam. Really only ever worn on laundry days because of the lack of cargo pockets.
-------
Cabela's Cargo Pants
Features enforced knees, elastic waistband, velcro latched cargo and butt pockets, and dedicated cell phone pocket on the right. Small holes on the corners of the cargo and butt pockets.
-------
Camo Blue Jeans
Features zip-off pant legs to convert them into short. Holes EVERYWHERE on these. Because of this, these are free to anyone who'll take them with a purchase of $10 or more.
-------
Grey Cargo Pants
Features zip-off pant legs to convert them into shorts. Cargo and butt pockets secured by snap buttons. One snap button missing on right butt pocket.
-------
Blue Jean Cargo Pants
Features zip-off pants to convert them into shorts. Maybe worn once, or twice.
-------
Wrangler Cargo Pants
Been sitting in my closet folded up since I got them. Don't ever remember wearing these.
-------
Wrangler Black Carpenter Shorts
Another pair of pants (shorts, rather) that I really don't remember ever wearing.
-------
Raver Shorts (?)
I don't remember if it was me, or my parents that got me these shorts, but apparently we BOTH were on something to think that these were good to wear anywhere outside of a rave party.
-------
Miscellaneous
Collection of OLD "...for Dummies" series tech books
My collection of old tech books I got when I realized how much I liked computers, and started my slippery slope of becoming a geek. Asking for $3 a piece, or $20 for the whole lot.