If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao...

Jan 13, 2010 23:27

Look, this is super simple, and I can't believe I have to say this at all, but I will:

If you don't believe in evolution, or global warming, or the Hawaiian birth location of our current President, or if you do believe that a populist uprising to thow off the chains of slavery, oppression, exploitation, and colonialism is a pact with the devil...well, then you are a fucking idiot.

Period.

Now, I do believe strongly in evolution, because I am not an idiot. Therefore I understand that as a species, we will correct for this sort of idiocy or we will become extinct. As a corrective measure, istrongly suggest that anyone who does believe as listed above be pummled repeatedly in the groin until the possibility of offspring has been removed.

That is all.
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