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According to the Los Angeles Times, sixty-three percent of families are now considered dysfunctional. My God. That means we're the majority. We're the majority. It's the people that have the mommy, the daddy, the brother, the sister, the little white picket fence - those people are the freaks, man!
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The Los Angeles Times states that sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional. Good. 'Cause that means when Armageddon really happens, thirty-seven percent of this population is going to lose their minds. "Oh my God, the world is over!" Us sixty-three percent? We're going to go, "Hey... there's no one watching the Lexus dealership!" We'll be riding to Doomsday in style.
-Christopher Titus
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The Los Angeles Times states that sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional. Good. 'Cause that means when Armageddon really happens, thirty-seven percent of this population is going to lose their minds. "Oh my God, the world is over!" Us sixty-three percent? We're going to go, "Hey... there's no one watching the Lexus dealership!" We'll be riding to Doomsday in style.
-Christopher Titus