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Anyways, where were we yesterday? Oh yes...
The great **Jon** Proudly presents:
Goku Sticks His Dick In Some Bi-Lo Cheese III
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(Piccolo) Goku, im hot and horny.
(Goku) What do you wanna do?
(Piccolo) Lets go fuck some oil based Bi-Lo cheese.
(Goku) K.
Goku and piccolo fuckin went to the local Bi-Lo super center.
(Goku) Where's that bitch at?
(Piccolo) Their it is.
(Cheese) NOOOOOOO!!!!!!1
Goku and piccolo fucking jumped on that bitch ass slice and started to rip the plastic wrapping of it.
(Goku) God damn look at those big fuckin cream titties.
(Piccolo) Hell ya, spread this whores legs so i can slip my green cock in its juicy lumps.
Piccolo fuckin penatrated the cheeses ass cunt and ball pitt, mother hay with a twist of slay, santa.
(Cheese) O ya baby, tear up my tight swiss and eat out my creamy chedder you mother fuckin homo ass nut, mother way of gay.
(Goku) Ya, god damn ya, your fucking ass tastes like a warm mountain dew on a cold summers day, like a soft pillow on a hard brick floor, cheesy rectum, its whats for dinner.
As piccolo and goku ass fucked the slice-O-cheese, a knock could be heard at the door.
(Piccolo) Who goes their.
(Unknown) Its me, let me in.
(Goku) Whose me?
(Unknown) Let it be a suprise.
(Piccolo) Ok.
Goku fuckin opened the door.
(Unknown) Guess who?
(Goku) THE ANT KING!!!!!!
Yes it was the ant king, as soon as he smelled the sweet smell of cheese ass in the air he knew piccolo and goku were doing something at the local Bi-Lo.
(Ant King) Let me get some of that.
(Cheese) Here it is big boy.
The ant king jumped on the cheese slice and begain to eye ball fuck it, slipin in and out with great force.
(Goku) O god, my cock and balls, my cock and balls, their so hard i think their gonna .... yep....
(Piccolo) Whos the lucky one who gets to take it goku?
(Goku) Cheese this one is for you baby.
(Cheese)...
(Goku) AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Goku fuckin sprayed ass cum in that mother fucking bitches mouth and armpit area, mother gay, twist of hay eatin a pay, day, candy bar.
(Ant King) Hows it taste?
(Cheese) GOD FUCKING DAMN, at first when you stuck your cock up to my mouth and ass, Goku i was worried about the taste of your rectal CUM but now **SINCE** you released your sweet JIZZ into my mouth and face, i gotta say. **MAN IS THAT EVER TASTY** The texture and smooth ness of your ass cum is great, i love the way my mouth has this great after taste. **GOD BLESS YOUR ASS CUM AND ANAL ASS!!!!!!!
(Piccolo) WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK IS THIS SHIT YOU GOD DAMN WHORE ASS BITCH SLUT!!!!!!!!!
Piccolo was fucking pissed what the hell was going on?
(Ant King) Whats wrong piccolo?
(Piccolo) Theirs fuckin cheese all over my dick.
(Goku) O no.
(Piccolo) Gimmie that plastic wrapper?
(Ant King) Here.
(Piccolo) Ummmm.....
Piccolo was reading the ingredeants of the cheese slice.
(Piccolo) Lets see. Blue #4, Red die, yellow die, 1/4th salt, persertives, 1 cup Milk, 2 cups........ MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
(Cheese) Whats wrong?
(Piccolo) MILK!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ant King) O no.
(Piccolo) Goku, you hat, slack mother fat!!!!!
(Goku) Im sory, i dident know.
(Ant King) What the hell is wrong with their being milk in it, cheese is cheese any way you slice it.
(Goku) Here we go again.
(Piccolo) No their not mother glass, Personally, when i fuck cheese i tend to like natural Lubercant which **OIL BASED CHEESE** has but the milk based ones dosent, When you slide your cock into milk based cheesed, it gets stuck and the heat from your ass cock, melts the cheese, which in turn burns your dick balls and ass nuts, mother ass, with a twist of bass, you fucking glass pass the mass, quanties.
(Ant King) O i see, so your saying that the Oil based cheeses are better for fuckin?
(Piccolo) No im not......
(Goku) Piccolo, let me handle this one.
(Piccolo) Yes, you could explain it better then me any way, fag bater.
(Goku) You see, ant king. Oil based ceese and milk based ones are pretty much equal when it comes to fuckin them.
(Ant King) Then whats the problem?
(Goku) ill continue, you see. its not so much as one being better then the other, the diffrence between them is simple.
(Ant King) Which is?
(Goku) Their just simply, **DIFFRENT**, both have good point and bad point to them. Oil based cheeses have a natural lubercant, which makes it easy to slip your cock in and out of, thats the good thing and oil cheese, the bad thing about oil based cheese is that its very rubbery and tends not to stimulate the cock and balls that much.
(Ant King) What about the milk based cheese?
(Goku) Well, the good thing about milke based cheese is that its very smooth and tight, which stimulates your cock very much but the bad thing is that its unlubercated and it melts when it gets to hot.
(Ant King) Thank you for the lesson.
(Goku) Your welcome, please be carfull when fucking non luquid based cheese, it can really be dangerous.
THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, PLEASE DONATE BLOOD BECAUSE TOGEATHER, WE **CAN** SAVE A LIFE.
(Cheese) Please dont, NOOOO!!!
Piccolo fuckin ate the cheese.
(Goku) O baby, you know what happens when you eat cheese.
(Piccolo) Yep.
(Ant King) Please, do it in mine.
(Goku) Go ahead, let him experance it once!!!!
(Piccolo) Here you go baby cakes.
Piccolo fuckin squated down and posintoned the ant kings mouth right over his ass and nuts, then with a mighty jerk of his hips, piccolo release 487 gallons, 34 pints, 4 quarts and 11 cups of creamy, penut filled ass shit all in, over and on the ant kings mouth and ass area, making him scream with JOY!!!!!!
(Piccolo) Taste good bitch!!!!!
(Ant King) O MY GOD, your anal ass shit and creamy pass quit is amazing, never before has my sensative pallet experanced such a sweet flavor, i could drink eat and slurp up your loose shit all day .
(Goku) Glad you enjoyed it, no we want it back!!!!!!!
(Ant King) HUH!!!!
Piccolo and goku fuckin got a baseball bat and begain to beat the shit out of the ant king, untill his bloody body laid their on the floor, **almost** lifeless.
(Goku) Get his sword and cut his belly open.
(Piccolo) Yes sir.
Piccolo fucking cut open the ant kings stomach and scooped out all the shit from his belly and then smeard it over a jucy slice of buttered toast.
(Goku) Tasty, who did you say made shit sandwhiches like this?
(Piccolo) SUBWAY.
(Goku) Cool, i go their 2 times a week.
(Piccolo) Hay, tell me something, do that have oven baked bread with olny 6 grams of fat.
(Goku) Yes thay do,
(Piccolo) SUBWAY, EAT FREASH, GARENTIEED!!!!!!!
After saying those words, something hit them all.
(Goku) Now what?
(Piccolo) I dont know, usualy we have something to do all the time.
(Ant King) It is time.
(Goku) Hay, your suppose to be really hurt.
(Piccolo) Ya, get back on the floor and act hurt.
(Ant King) The time is now.
(Piccolo) Time for what?
(Ant King) Time to reveal my true self.
(Goku) Ok, and you really are?
Every one was quiet, then the ant king said it.
(Ant King) I am jesus and i have come down to earth by the order of god, to bring you home.
(Piccolo) O my god.
(Goku) O my.
A light shined from above.
(Goku) It is god, god take me home.
(God) Yes son, ill take you home.
(Goku) Come closer to me my sons.
The ant king, piccolo and goku came closer.
(God) Do you see me know.
(Goku) Yes but wait, whats that.
(Piccolo) FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
(God) Whats the prob?
(Goku) Your not god, you some god damn oil based bi-lo cheese.
(Piccolo) THE ANT KING FUCKIN SET US UP!!!!!!!!
The ant king fucking set goku and piccolo up!!!!!
(Ant King) Hahaha, everyone, meet the cheese god.
(Cheese god) Ya, im a little pissed to, you been raping my bitches?
(Goku) Sorry sir it wont happen again?
(Ant King) I know it wont because im gonna kill you right now.
(Cheese God) Do it.
The ant king fucking wipped out his dick and fucking jagged it up goku's and piccolos ass and rectum, rippin out their god damn O rigs and pubic slashing their colons, then he fuckin ate their ass cheeks and masturbated while looking at their rectum hairs fuckin in a sea of their own piss and blood o god it was awful.
And so this ends, and the Ant King rained supreme under the rule of the cheese god.
THE FUCKING END.
CREDITS
Ant King-Jon
Piccolo-Jon
Goku-jon
cheese-jon
jesus-jon
cheese god-jon
Writer
jon
scruipt
jon
story
jon
thanks, Knurph
Special thanks-Knurph here.
Anyways, where were we yesterday? Oh yes...
The great **Jon** Proudly presents:
Goku Sticks His Dick In Some Bi-Lo Cheese III
Type your cut contents
(Piccolo) Goku, im hot and horny.
(Goku) What do you wanna do?
(Piccolo) Lets go fuck some oil based Bi-Lo cheese.
(Goku) K.
Goku and piccolo fuckin went to the local Bi-Lo super center.
(Goku) Where's that bitch at?
(Piccolo) Their it is.
(Cheese) NOOOOOOO!!!!!!1
Goku and piccolo fucking jumped on that bitch ass slice and started to rip the plastic wrapping of it.
(Goku) God damn look at those big fuckin cream titties.
(Piccolo) Hell ya, spread this whores legs so i can slip my green cock in its juicy lumps.
Piccolo fuckin penatrated the cheeses ass cunt and ball pitt, mother hay with a twist of slay, santa.
(Cheese) O ya baby, tear up my tight swiss and eat out my creamy chedder you mother fuckin homo ass nut, mother way of gay.
(Goku) Ya, god damn ya, your fucking ass tastes like a warm mountain dew on a cold summers day, like a soft pillow on a hard brick floor, cheesy rectum, its whats for dinner.
As piccolo and goku ass fucked the slice-O-cheese, a knock could be heard at the door.
(Piccolo) Who goes their.
(Unknown) Its me, let me in.
(Goku) Whose me?
(Unknown) Let it be a suprise.
(Piccolo) Ok.
Goku fuckin opened the door.
(Unknown) Guess who?
(Goku) THE ANT KING!!!!!!
Yes it was the ant king, as soon as he smelled the sweet smell of cheese ass in the air he knew piccolo and goku were doing something at the local Bi-Lo.
(Ant King) Let me get some of that.
(Cheese) Here it is big boy.
The ant king jumped on the cheese slice and begain to eye ball fuck it, slipin in and out with great force.
(Goku) O god, my cock and balls, my cock and balls, their so hard i think their gonna .... yep....
(Piccolo) Whos the lucky one who gets to take it goku?
(Goku) Cheese this one is for you baby.
(Cheese)...
(Goku) AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Goku fuckin sprayed ass cum in that mother fucking bitches mouth and armpit area, mother gay, twist of hay eatin a pay, day, candy bar.
(Ant King) Hows it taste?
(Cheese) GOD FUCKING DAMN, at first when you stuck your cock up to my mouth and ass, Goku i was worried about the taste of your rectal CUM but now **SINCE** you released your sweet JIZZ into my mouth and face, i gotta say. **MAN IS THAT EVER TASTY** The texture and smooth ness of your ass cum is great, i love the way my mouth has this great after taste. **GOD BLESS YOUR ASS CUM AND ANAL ASS!!!!!!!
(Piccolo) WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK IS THIS SHIT YOU GOD DAMN WHORE ASS BITCH SLUT!!!!!!!!!
Piccolo was fucking pissed what the hell was going on?
(Ant King) Whats wrong piccolo?
(Piccolo) Theirs fuckin cheese all over my dick.
(Goku) O no.
(Piccolo) Gimmie that plastic wrapper?
(Ant King) Here.
(Piccolo) Ummmm.....
Piccolo was reading the ingredeants of the cheese slice.
(Piccolo) Lets see. Blue #4, Red die, yellow die, 1/4th salt, persertives, 1 cup Milk, 2 cups........ MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
(Cheese) Whats wrong?
(Piccolo) MILK!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ant King) O no.
(Piccolo) Goku, you hat, slack mother fat!!!!!
(Goku) Im sory, i dident know.
(Ant King) What the hell is wrong with their being milk in it, cheese is cheese any way you slice it.
(Goku) Here we go again.
(Piccolo) No their not mother glass, Personally, when i fuck cheese i tend to like natural Lubercant which **OIL BASED CHEESE** has but the milk based ones dosent, When you slide your cock into milk based cheesed, it gets stuck and the heat from your ass cock, melts the cheese, which in turn burns your dick balls and ass nuts, mother ass, with a twist of bass, you fucking glass pass the mass, quanties.
(Ant King) O i see, so your saying that the Oil based cheeses are better for fuckin?
(Piccolo) No im not......
(Goku) Piccolo, let me handle this one.
(Piccolo) Yes, you could explain it better then me any way, fag bater.
(Goku) You see, ant king. Oil based ceese and milk based ones are pretty much equal when it comes to fuckin them.
(Ant King) Then whats the problem?
(Goku) ill continue, you see. its not so much as one being better then the other, the diffrence between them is simple.
(Ant King) Which is?
(Goku) Their just simply, **DIFFRENT**, both have good point and bad point to them. Oil based cheeses have a natural lubercant, which makes it easy to slip your cock in and out of, thats the good thing and oil cheese, the bad thing about oil based cheese is that its very rubbery and tends not to stimulate the cock and balls that much.
(Ant King) What about the milk based cheese?
(Goku) Well, the good thing about milke based cheese is that its very smooth and tight, which stimulates your cock very much but the bad thing is that its unlubercated and it melts when it gets to hot.
(Ant King) Thank you for the lesson.
(Goku) Your welcome, please be carfull when fucking non luquid based cheese, it can really be dangerous.
THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, PLEASE DONATE BLOOD BECAUSE TOGEATHER, WE **CAN** SAVE A LIFE.
(Cheese) Please dont, NOOOO!!!
Piccolo fuckin ate the cheese.
(Goku) O baby, you know what happens when you eat cheese.
(Piccolo) Yep.
(Ant King) Please, do it in mine.
(Goku) Go ahead, let him experance it once!!!!
(Piccolo) Here you go baby cakes.
Piccolo fuckin squated down and posintoned the ant kings mouth right over his ass and nuts, then with a mighty jerk of his hips, piccolo release 487 gallons, 34 pints, 4 quarts and 11 cups of creamy, penut filled ass shit all in, over and on the ant kings mouth and ass area, making him scream with JOY!!!!!!
(Piccolo) Taste good bitch!!!!!
(Ant King) O MY GOD, your anal ass shit and creamy pass quit is amazing, never before has my sensative pallet experanced such a sweet flavor, i could drink eat and slurp up your loose shit all day .
(Goku) Glad you enjoyed it, no we want it back!!!!!!!
(Ant King) HUH!!!!
Piccolo and goku fuckin got a baseball bat and begain to beat the shit out of the ant king, untill his bloody body laid their on the floor, **almost** lifeless.
(Goku) Get his sword and cut his belly open.
(Piccolo) Yes sir.
Piccolo fucking cut open the ant kings stomach and scooped out all the shit from his belly and then smeard it over a jucy slice of buttered toast.
(Goku) Tasty, who did you say made shit sandwhiches like this?
(Piccolo) SUBWAY.
(Goku) Cool, i go their 2 times a week.
(Piccolo) Hay, tell me something, do that have oven baked bread with olny 6 grams of fat.
(Goku) Yes thay do,
(Piccolo) SUBWAY, EAT FREASH, GARENTIEED!!!!!!!
After saying those words, something hit them all.
(Goku) Now what?
(Piccolo) I dont know, usualy we have something to do all the time.
(Ant King) It is time.
(Goku) Hay, your suppose to be really hurt.
(Piccolo) Ya, get back on the floor and act hurt.
(Ant King) The time is now.
(Piccolo) Time for what?
(Ant King) Time to reveal my true self.
(Goku) Ok, and you really are?
Every one was quiet, then the ant king said it.
(Ant King) I am jesus and i have come down to earth by the order of god, to bring you home.
(Piccolo) O my god.
(Goku) O my.
A light shined from above.
(Goku) It is god, god take me home.
(God) Yes son, ill take you home.
(Goku) Come closer to me my sons.
The ant king, piccolo and goku came closer.
(God) Do you see me know.
(Goku) Yes but wait, whats that.
(Piccolo) FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
(God) Whats the prob?
(Goku) Your not god, you some god damn oil based bi-lo cheese.
(Piccolo) THE ANT KING FUCKIN SET US UP!!!!!!!!
The ant king fucking set goku and piccolo up!!!!!
(Ant King) Hahaha, everyone, meet the cheese god.
(Cheese god) Ya, im a little pissed to, you been raping my bitches?
(Goku) Sorry sir it wont happen again?
(Ant King) I know it wont because im gonna kill you right now.
(Cheese God) Do it.
The ant king fucking wipped out his dick and fucking jagged it up goku's and piccolos ass and rectum, rippin out their god damn O rigs and pubic slashing their colons, then he fuckin ate their ass cheeks and masturbated while looking at their rectum hairs fuckin in a sea of their own piss and blood o god it was awful.
And so this ends, and the Ant King rained supreme under the rule of the cheese god.
THE FUCKING END.
CREDITS
Ant King-Jon
Piccolo-Jon
Goku-jon
cheese-jon
jesus-jon
cheese god-jon
Writer
jon
scruipt
jon
story
jon
thanks, Knurph
Special thanks-Knurph here.