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× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't think kids' programming counts.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Lots and lots and lots... Need more bookshelves!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (For reading... when I remember to put them on.)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I can. I try not to, as people tend to get lost.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (Not to my belt anymore, but still long enough, I suppose.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Yay me!)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (For the most part.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Does a husband count as a roommate?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (And it's still hiding.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sugar is irrelevant.)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (If I have money.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I completely forget I have one.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Husband and children are required, are they not?)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (More kids? o.o)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Hundreds, if not thousands.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Wretched chocolate allergy. -_-)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, yes.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (That's just low... although someone did it to mine... -_-;)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Nope, Canadian.)
× Republican. (Still Canadian)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Don't wear lace ups.)
× I can work on a car. (Does putting gas in it count? Or topping up the wiper fluid?)
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Swimming.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nope, I just sell it and make a ridiculous amount of profit! ;))
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (The Great Canadian Novel.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (I like candles.... does that count?)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (??)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Worked on a ranch for a few years in the summer.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (But only if I could be aristocracy. None of this dirt-poor stuff for me!)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (Sometimes.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (And I teach others to be artists, too.)
× I am ambidextrous. (Not so much. I'm left-side retarded.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Ex-gymnast.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. (I already do.)
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Nope, but I know a whole pile of people who are!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Does imaginary strip poker count?)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Ew.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Fluent in French and English.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Depending on the subject matter, of course.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (My life has too many facts already - give me a world to get lost in!)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't?)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Wedding band?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Been there, done that. Never plan to go back!)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (And musicals, too!)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Fun is entirely subjective.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Doesn't everybody?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Don't drink coffee.)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't think kids' programming counts.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Lots and lots and lots... Need more bookshelves!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (For reading... when I remember to put them on.)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I can. I try not to, as people tend to get lost.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (Not to my belt anymore, but still long enough, I suppose.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Yay me!)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (For the most part.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Does a husband count as a roommate?)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (And it's still hiding.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sugar is irrelevant.)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (If I have money.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I completely forget I have one.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Husband and children are required, are they not?)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (More kids? o.o)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Hundreds, if not thousands.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Wretched chocolate allergy. -_-)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, yes.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (That's just low... although someone did it to mine... -_-;)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (Nope, Canadian.)
× Republican. (Still Canadian)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Don't wear lace ups.)
× I can work on a car. (Does putting gas in it count? Or topping up the wiper fluid?)
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Swimming.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nope, I just sell it and make a ridiculous amount of profit! ;))
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (The Great Canadian Novel.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (I like candles.... does that count?)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (??)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Worked on a ranch for a few years in the summer.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (But only if I could be aristocracy. None of this dirt-poor stuff for me!)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (Sometimes.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (And I teach others to be artists, too.)
× I am ambidextrous. (Not so much. I'm left-side retarded.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Ex-gymnast.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. (I already do.)
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Nope, but I know a whole pile of people who are!)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Does imaginary strip poker count?)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Ew.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Fluent in French and English.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Depending on the subject matter, of course.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (My life has too many facts already - give me a world to get lost in!)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't?)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Wedding band?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Been there, done that. Never plan to go back!)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (And musicals, too!)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Fun is entirely subjective.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Doesn't everybody?)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Don't drink coffee.)