Favorite subject lines from my Quarantine report
My company now sends out an e-mail each day detailing all the spam their filters catch. This way, if there's something you were supposed to get, you can tag it to have it delivered to your in box. It's a nice service. It's good; I like it. It's like a joke of the day.
Some of the better subject lines today:
1. I can do for you is - what can not no girl!
2. You remember that day at the beach? "I'll immediately noticed!
3. Hello, my gentle sun, let's talk.
4. Why we stopped our communication? I expected more, Olga!
5. I necessarily shall answered you.
6. You have little joy in life? Lacks warmth and affection? Come to me.
7. Alcoholic? Don't despair ViaGrow will have you fully energized and pumping that rod in a flash (*note - I will spare you the rest of these, but many of them were "sent" from co-workers.)
8. Crucial for hot infatuations
9. Please her with ero-power
10. pure muse feat recal ler
11. (OK... one more sex one) Stop premature ejaculation & increase sper m volume √ Impress your partner by shootin g that sperm with more power and precision ... (precision? i see ducks falling in a shooting gallery. That WOULD be impressive.)
12. Get convexity on jeans (is that good?)
Oh, spam-bots with your syntactic irregularities. You do make me smile so.
Some of the better subject lines today:
1. I can do for you is - what can not no girl!
2. You remember that day at the beach? "I'll immediately noticed!
3. Hello, my gentle sun, let's talk.
4. Why we stopped our communication? I expected more, Olga!
5. I necessarily shall answered you.
6. You have little joy in life? Lacks warmth and affection? Come to me.
7. Alcoholic? Don't despair ViaGrow will have you fully energized and pumping that rod in a flash (*note - I will spare you the rest of these, but many of them were "sent" from co-workers.)
8. Crucial for hot infatuations
9. Please her with ero-power
10. pure muse feat recal ler
11. (OK... one more sex one) Stop premature ejaculation & increase sper m volume √ Impress your partner by shootin g that sperm with more power and precision ... (precision? i see ducks falling in a shooting gallery. That WOULD be impressive.)
12. Get convexity on jeans (is that good?)
Oh, spam-bots with your syntactic irregularities. You do make me smile so.