Mar 21, 2004 04:59
tonight was awesome.
strippers are aweesome.
very very awesome.
I spent way more money than I meant too. I'm just really glad I couldn't drink. hahaha. man. it was worth it tthough.
30 dudes there i'd sayyy at the best time. lots and lots of fun.
at one point there was a chant of "ass and tittties. ass ass and titties"
cuban was being awesome again. haha.a that dude spent a lot of money.
i saw bryan jackson throw up a lot in the parking lot. that was funny.
hrm. there is so much to say. but it just runs togehter.
ther ewas free barbque. that was fucking awesome.
ended up at some party afteri that til about 4. and then came home. and my dad was allready gone for work. awesome.
strippers are awesome. for some reason. there's just something about knowing you are paying for them to pay attention to you that is awesome. money means the choice of anything in the building. it's a godlike feeling. it's really funny.
and plus they smell really good! hahaha
plus. i was reallly fucked up tonight. so everything seems that much bettteerrr. i was just sitting there in the chair. feeling good. my entire body felt good. it was the best good feeling ever. and then the whole stripper "yo. i'm a stripper. i'm putting smell good perfumed parts of my body all over youuuuuuuu"
well that just made it better.
in conclusion.
I love being a piece of shit typical scumbag member of the male race.
ps: just as many women would enjoy this shit. so don't act like you're betterrrrr