So, I was watching t.v. today, I forget exactly what the show was, and this guy was interviewing little kids and asking them what the kids would wish for if they could have any superpower they wanted. The second kid the interviewer asks says, "I want to be able to jump up into space". Now, that is a bullshit wish for the following reasons:
#1. Say the kid actually is able to jump that high, first he would freeze to death from the severe drop in temperature at that altitude (that is if he hasn't died first from lack of oxygen)
#2. If he does jump that high and somehow survives the reasons stated in #1, from that altitude wouldn't the decent back to earth burn him alive the same as it would most other objects entering the earth's atmosphere from space?
#3. If he somehow doesn't die from reason #1 or #2, there is no way the kid could survive the impact with the ground after falling miles and miles from the sky, especially with his little four year old fibulas and femurs.
Everyone knows the right answer would have been "to be able to fly". If you can fly you can get the same results without the death. This is why you should never ask a four year old for advice about anything. they're stupid.
Even this kid is dumb, although he's smarter than the other one. BUT, that is obviously a Batman costume and Batman can't fly. Also, CAMO CAPE???? grow up n00b.