I am in love with this.
He just found out
that after thirty-something years of certain existence
he is not the legitimate son
of one
Dr. G.R. Edenberg
but rather the illegitimate son
of one
Dr. D.S. Ellington.
Well...
at least the professions are the same.
I mean it's not like going from a doctor
to a drug dealer
or a communist
or a tv evangelist
thank God.
He says the toughest thing is
facing his obliterated ethnic identity.
After years of parading his
self-employed ego
in the name of
"German Enlightenment"
(he used to be 1/2 German)
and his sexual prowess
in the name of
"Italian Bravado"
(he used to be 1/2 Italian)
he now has to face the fact
that he's really nothing more than
an arrogant sleazeball.
An "Arrogant Sleazeball."
Certainly not the best
one's parents could hope for
but then again
at least
it's
legitimate.
that after thirty-something years of certain existence
he is not the legitimate son
of one
Dr. G.R. Edenberg
but rather the illegitimate son
of one
Dr. D.S. Ellington.
Well...
at least the professions are the same.
I mean it's not like going from a doctor
to a drug dealer
or a communist
or a tv evangelist
thank God.
He says the toughest thing is
facing his obliterated ethnic identity.
After years of parading his
self-employed ego
in the name of
"German Enlightenment"
(he used to be 1/2 German)
and his sexual prowess
in the name of
"Italian Bravado"
(he used to be 1/2 Italian)
he now has to face the fact
that he's really nothing more than
an arrogant sleazeball.
An "Arrogant Sleazeball."
Certainly not the best
one's parents could hope for
but then again
at least
it's
legitimate.