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[dresdenwhite]

In a few years, I'm going to have magma-babies. And while that might SOUND painful, I assure you it might not be. Especially not after they cool down and are revealed to be jewel-encrusted solid gold. Talk about a payoff.

You only WISH you had my hypothetical treasure-children.
Only I have the mythical Iron-Womb required for their creation. Only I have the power.

SUCKAS!