I need a 12-step plan for over-sharers
BECAUSE pocky_slash TAGGED ME, WHICH SHE ONLY DID BECAUSE I ASKED HER TO. Geez, I’m weird. Since she altered the questions I’ll go with her set up.
01. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up.
• Sam’s cat, Wint, who is somehow taking up most of the space on this four foot diameter table (I don’t pretend to understand Cat Physics.)
• 2 little plastic capsules with (unused) plastic dog-poop bags that I just dumped out of my hoodie pocket.
• My copy of our house plans
• Paper ruler that I printed out last night when I couldn’t find the ruler with 1/8 inch markings.
• My ruler with 1/8 inch markings, which was here all along.
02. How do you style your hair? What would you do if you could go to the moon?
Bring back some Wensleydale to share with Wallace & Grommit.
03. What are you wearing now?
Khaki shorts, dark green t-shirt, grey hoodie, white ankle socks, one walking shoe (I toed the left one off when I came in from walking the dogs but haven’t taken the right one off yet, what even?)
04. What's your occupation? What are the top three features you would install in your dwelling place if you had infinite monies?
1. Second bathroom (Hey, I’m doing this one!)
2. Wood-burning pizza oven
3. Greenhouse
05. What do you hear right now?
. Rock Salt and Nails, Buddy and Julie Miller and a faint hiss and drag from the filter on the turtle tank in The Boy’s room which means he probably needs to add about a gallon of water tonight.
01. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up.
• Sam’s cat, Wint, who is somehow taking up most of the space on this four foot diameter table (I don’t pretend to understand Cat Physics.)
• 2 little plastic capsules with (unused) plastic dog-poop bags that I just dumped out of my hoodie pocket.
• My copy of our house plans
• Paper ruler that I printed out last night when I couldn’t find the ruler with 1/8 inch markings.
• My ruler with 1/8 inch markings, which was here all along.
02. How do you style your hair? What would you do if you could go to the moon?
Bring back some Wensleydale to share with Wallace & Grommit.
03. What are you wearing now?
Khaki shorts, dark green t-shirt, grey hoodie, white ankle socks, one walking shoe (I toed the left one off when I came in from walking the dogs but haven’t taken the right one off yet, what even?)
04. What's your occupation? What are the top three features you would install in your dwelling place if you had infinite monies?
1. Second bathroom (Hey, I’m doing this one!)
2. Wood-burning pizza oven
3. Greenhouse
05. What do you hear right now?
. Rock Salt and Nails, Buddy and Julie Miller and a faint hiss and drag from the filter on the turtle tank in The Boy’s room which means he probably needs to add about a gallon of water tonight.