Prison vs. Work...SO TRUE
PRISON VS WORK
PRISON- you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
WORK-you spend most of your time in an 6x8 cubicle
PRISON-you get three meals a day
WORK- you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it
PRISON- you get time off for good behavior
WORK-you get rewarded for good behavior with more work
PRISON-a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK-you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself
PRISON-you can watch tv and play games
WORK-you get fired for watching tv and playing games
PRISON-you get your own toilet
WORK-you have to share
PRISON-they allow your family and friends to visit
WORK-you get in trouble for personal phone calls and visits
PRISON-all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
WORK-you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
PRISON-you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
WORK-you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
PRISON-there are wardens who are often sadistic
WORK-they are called supervisors
PRISON-you have an unlimited time to read email jokes
WORK- you get fired if you get caught
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!
PRISON- you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
WORK-you spend most of your time in an 6x8 cubicle
PRISON-you get three meals a day
WORK- you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it
PRISON- you get time off for good behavior
WORK-you get rewarded for good behavior with more work
PRISON-a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK-you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself
PRISON-you can watch tv and play games
WORK-you get fired for watching tv and playing games
PRISON-you get your own toilet
WORK-you have to share
PRISON-they allow your family and friends to visit
WORK-you get in trouble for personal phone calls and visits
PRISON-all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
WORK-you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
PRISON-you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
WORK-you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
PRISON-there are wardens who are often sadistic
WORK-they are called supervisors
PRISON-you have an unlimited time to read email jokes
WORK- you get fired if you get caught
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!