'Men are perfectly good. The trouble is they are only good for one thing at a time.' - Michelle Lovric
'My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.'
Jerry Hall
1. studded belt - 2 points: not exactly studded, but something close enough... 2
2. dyed black hair/short - 2 points: got the short hair thing goin on... 2
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 0
4. tight shirts/pants/track jackets - 2 points each: 4
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points - damn right ...2
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: not for me... 0
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 0
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: ... 2
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: .. nope ... 0
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 0
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
14. scarf - 2 points each: 0
15. referring to bands as acronym - 2 points: ..2
16. vegan diet - 5 points: i love meat... 0
17. vegitarian diet - for shame, no points: 0
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
19. straight edge - 5 points: 0
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 3
21. using adjectives from the late 80's/early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 0
22. pins/buttons 1 point each: 3
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: tongue, eyebrow, industrial...6
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 0
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: damn right... 3
29. riding a bike - 5 points: not for ages.. 0
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: yup, done that... 5
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry - 5 points: used to... but gave it up... 2
33. attended 20 shows or more in a year - 10 points: high school count? ... 0
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 0
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 0
total : 41
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore
and i totally plan on attending shows when i get back to gainesville, rock city!
Jerry Hall
1. studded belt - 2 points: not exactly studded, but something close enough... 2
2. dyed black hair/short - 2 points: got the short hair thing goin on... 2
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 0
4. tight shirts/pants/track jackets - 2 points each: 4
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points - damn right ...2
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: not for me... 0
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 0
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: ... 2
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: .. nope ... 0
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 0
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
14. scarf - 2 points each: 0
15. referring to bands as acronym - 2 points: ..2
16. vegan diet - 5 points: i love meat... 0
17. vegitarian diet - for shame, no points: 0
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
19. straight edge - 5 points: 0
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 3
21. using adjectives from the late 80's/early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 0
22. pins/buttons 1 point each: 3
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: tongue, eyebrow, industrial...6
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 0
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: damn right... 3
29. riding a bike - 5 points: not for ages.. 0
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: yup, done that... 5
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 5
32. writing poetry - 5 points: used to... but gave it up... 2
33. attended 20 shows or more in a year - 10 points: high school count? ... 0
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 0
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 0
total : 41
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore
and i totally plan on attending shows when i get back to gainesville, rock city!