1st Therapy Session: Dazed and confused

[dreiergruppe]

[He's already gotten unfortunately familiar with some of the people wandering the streets of Melanore, but he's still not happy about it. At least he's gotten sort of used to talking to humans?]

....I hate Earzh. If zis is even on Earzh! Vhere ze slag am I?? I cannot find any recognizable energy signatures!

[....BUG HIM ALL YOU WANT.]

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[cuteblueribbon]

[She stops and stares at the giant robot]

O-oh!

[dreiergruppe]

[.....He has to magnify his optics x 20 just to be able to see you.]

....

[cuteblueribbon]

[Yes, Lili is quite little]

H-Hello...

[dreiergruppe]

My, but you certainly are a teensy vun!

[cuteblueribbon]

[She gives a little pout]

I'm not that small...But..H-Hello...

1/2

[dreiergruppe]

....You are probably vun of ze smallest meat creatures I've seen on zis sorry backvards planet.

2/2

[dreiergruppe]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! VON'T YOU TAKE CARE OF ME?

[cuteblueribbon]

I-I am?

[Her eyes widen at the prospect. HE man be tall but he's also really fascinationg...But wonder]

R-really? But..I'll have to ask Bruder...

[dreiergruppe]

Und who is your bruder, if you don't mind my asking?

[cuteblueribbon]

Um...His name is Switzerland...

[dreiergruppe]

Vhaaaat? Vhat vere ze odds? He's zat angry guy I tried to make friends vis! He doesn't really haff many friends, does he?

[cuteblueribbon]

Well, B-brother isn't alway angry. He's really sweet, nice and kind..He saved me...

[schusswaffe]

YOU. GET AWAY FROM HER.

[dreiergruppe]

Awwwwwww, but she followed me home! Can I keep her?

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[schusswaffe]

NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER.

GET AWAY FROM HER.

[dreiergruppe]

BUT SHE'S SO CUTE! I VANT TO TAKE HER HOOOOOOOOOOME!