UGHHHH so unfair, bye #Scandal...
- RIP Daniel Douglas aka “the dead closeted hillbilly”. I’m still crying, okay? ;(
- This whole episode was so traumatic, it will take a lot of time to recover from it. D: Wouldn't it be awesome if we had a Weekend At Bernie's kind of storyline?
- la_dame-du_lac : "Why must he always be dead when he's shirtless?" SRSLY. What is wrong with you, Hollywood? Why do you hate us...
- Look who made the list! No:45! - The 65 Most Important TV Deaths In 2013
- WHAT AN INTENSE FIRST SCENE OMFG. I can’t begin to describe how awesome the acting is in this scene. Both actors deserve all the awards.
- But these things make me feel better:
I love the mancave hashtag and yessssh he is tall and fit....hmmm...
- LOL another murder by a letter opener. LOL no...As a blogger said, "Have you ever heard of someone being killed with a letter opener in the real world? Actually, scratch that. Have you ever heard of someone owning a letter opener in the real world?" Seriously, that scene was very unrealistic but this is Scandal and he needed to be stabbed on the back because if they fought, he would have easily won. Btw I totally own a letter opener haha.
- This episode is worth all the drama because Jack Coleman is beyond cute and sexy and that makes me very very happy even when I’m feeling all the trauma goddammit. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
- Sally and her Biblical allegories (such as "... a snake in our garden”, “poison fruit”) FTW. Or WTF…You choose.
- Daniel Douglas said Sally knew he was into man cave shenanigans even back then, when they were in college. And apparently Sally saw him with a boy. Can we have a flashback of this please.
- LOL I love that Sally mentions his prettiness. She says "pretty and stupid" and I have to say, I kindaaaa agree with her. His decisions...Ugh, poor pretty bb. RIP.
- Also, Jack Coleman said “balls”. I don’t know why but it feels so good to hear him say such words.
- UGH UGH UGH. The saddest moment of the episode is (yes, not the stabbing!) where he said he got married with her because he didn’t want his family to disown him. OMG HIS FACE WHEN HE SAID THAT. He was about to burst into tears! D: POOR BB. POOR DD. POOR BB DD. I’m gonna cry now, brb.
- LOLOL Cyrus : "If you want to confess, confess to God. Jesus wants to forgive you, not punish you. That’s why he suffered, so you don’t have to.” I like this belief system.
- I really didn’t think Daniel Douglas would go on 60 Minutes and tell them the Sally Langston story. He said those words in the heat of the moment. Poor guy...HE WASN'T GOING TO DO THAT! D:
- Ugh ugh ugh this episode is especially traumatic because he was basically a corpse in most of his scenes...A corpse! D: I AM TRAUMATIZED.
- Ugh FU Mellie for being extremely happy about the horrible news that crushed my soul and bruised my mind.. I kinda liked you before, but I don't anymore.
- Surprisingly, Cyrus is feeling guilty (omg). Now he believes they are the devil and this one “takes the cake”. YOU THINK?
- The most ridiculous thing ever on any episode of Scandal: The husband of the VP dies suddenly and they somehow manage to make sure nobody ever examines the body. Yeah. No.
- Daniel Douglas is the sexiest dead guy ever. THIS AWESOME CASKET SELFIE IS A PROOF
- James perhaps thought that the sex was so good, Daniel Douglas suffered a heart attack and died. Well, he seemed genuinely sad and wanted to do the right thing at first but that didn’t last too long. In the end, he sold his soul to his husband who is the devil. I am going to say this: James totally deserves to be manipulated and abused. I am sorry but that’s the truth. *is pissed*
- According to Sally, Daniel Douglas is in hell because he is a sodomite. He is a godless sinner and he deserved what he got. But Sally, this is why we all loved him! D:
- Ugh, no more Daniel Douglas but it looks like this storyline will continue at least for some time. I say until the end of the season. Am I excited about this? NO.
- I hope Mama Pope assassinates everyone. I DON’T CARE AT THIS POINT. :( But I'm REALLY grateful that this was a fun ride. It could have been "blah" and "blah" is the worst thing ever. I was invested in this character so hard and I am not sorry.
MORE MANCAVE PHOTOS. OMG.
Hmmm they are always intriguing...
So...is ABC keeping them still? Ugh I wish there was a BTS video of this photo session....UNFHGH.
Hmmmm neck...
DAYUM....I will miss the mancave. *sniff*
Hot
DANG. His broken pinky is not visible in this scene...
HOTTTT.
OMG unfortunately Scandal lacked these tongue moments but there is one finally! D:
MAN CAVE PUPPY EYES ALERT
If I was Sally, I'd hug him tight and tell him it's okay to have gay sex in the man cave but I have one condition: I would need videos of those acts...
He's so perfect it's so unfair that he got stabbed :( Yes, only people who are not sexy should be stabbed...omg I meant in shows!
Sexy even when he's calling her Shrill Sally
SADNESS. :((( OMG HE REALLY NEEDED HUGGAGES NOT STABBINGS D: BAD PARENTS :(
Yay! That will be my facepalming gif and icon! With a bonus: Broken pinky!
I like this opened up shirt thing going on...
OMG his face in this scene...His many faces in this very very sad scene! D:
He finally realizes that he is too sexy for her.
HIS SWEET FLAWLESS FACE
I like that lip thingy he does...
Ugh this is becoming more painful...
Talking about finding a boy to settle down with...he basically wants to have his own man cave...
So pretty...
The last sexy eyebrow tilt from Daniel Douglas D: He rocked them in this scene.....
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU what a lame weapon UGHHHH I'm sure there were loads of sexier and sharper objects in the man cave...
Obligatory chest screencap because.
IT HURTS. I will never understand how she easily stabbed him to his death with a letter opener and why he was never able to resist. Believe me, killing someone with a letter opener is not easy....Not that I tried or anything...
:((((((((( THE CARPET D:
And his sexy shirt.... :((( His eye...So sexy....This is too painful for me and I am not enjoying this post at all... LOL J/K
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GET STABBED ALL THE TIME :(
Wow I didn't realize there were so many different shots...And I think I messed up the order of the pics but OH WELL....TOO DEPRESSED TOO THINK ABOUT THIS
I know I shouldn't be fangirling over these pics but this a very UNF-y one if you manage to ignore the fact that he is DEAD D: .......UNF.
OH H OH I like this one too.....He looks great....I mean biceps...looks great....with blood and all D:
OMG THE UNDERWEAR BAND. THE SHIRTLESSNESS. THE UNDERWEAR BAND THOUGH.
Ugh five times? (Oh yeah, I can count like a boss) Ughhhhhhh...His skin..so close....And his head wasn't resting on his hands before, WHY DID THEY DO THAT? Also, SHIRTLESS JACK YAYYYY UNF Shhhhhhh let me drown my sorrows in my perversion
Working on his fat ass....
Bonding over Daniel Douglas' very sexy body
I really, really need a BTS video about that scene too....How many takes? Did his arms hurt? And a question for the actors: HOW DID HE FEEL LIKE
THE LUCKIEST CAST MEMBERS ON SCANDAL EVER.
Ughhhhh poor bb...he's in bed but not tied up this time....
Remember my nostril picspam? ONE MORE ADDITION TO THE POST
Ugh he is in bed but for unsexy reasons...THIS IS SO SAD
Argh jealous of the doc
OMG that's....sexy? The doc wants to grope him!
The doc wanted to take a closer look at his body and we were almost going to have another shirtless scene or maybe more but....
...instead we got a group hug. UGH YOU LOST YOUR RIGHT TO GROPE HIM ONCE YOU KILLED HIM D:
THAT WOULD BE ME
Ugh, the doc is already gone, so is she genuinely sad?
Dorky pics on TV!
DO WANT. Yes, even that one...They really need to auction these stuff....
UGHHHH this photo
LOL I still can not believe nobody noticed the stitches on his back... People who prepped his body for the funeral should have seen them!
IS SHE REALLY SAD? Or only sad because she has sinned? I really don't think she'll survive all this, but we'll see...
THE VIDEO
- This whole episode was so traumatic, it will take a lot of time to recover from it. D: Wouldn't it be awesome if we had a Weekend At Bernie's kind of storyline?
- la_dame-du_lac : "Why must he always be dead when he's shirtless?" SRSLY. What is wrong with you, Hollywood? Why do you hate us...
- Look who made the list! No:45! - The 65 Most Important TV Deaths In 2013
- WHAT AN INTENSE FIRST SCENE OMFG. I can’t begin to describe how awesome the acting is in this scene. Both actors deserve all the awards.
- But these things make me feel better:
I love the mancave hashtag and yessssh he is tall and fit....hmmm...
- LOL another murder by a letter opener. LOL no...As a blogger said, "Have you ever heard of someone being killed with a letter opener in the real world? Actually, scratch that. Have you ever heard of someone owning a letter opener in the real world?" Seriously, that scene was very unrealistic but this is Scandal and he needed to be stabbed on the back because if they fought, he would have easily won. Btw I totally own a letter opener haha.
- This episode is worth all the drama because Jack Coleman is beyond cute and sexy and that makes me very very happy even when I’m feeling all the trauma goddammit. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
- Sally and her Biblical allegories (such as "... a snake in our garden”, “poison fruit”) FTW. Or WTF…You choose.
- Daniel Douglas said Sally knew he was into man cave shenanigans even back then, when they were in college. And apparently Sally saw him with a boy. Can we have a flashback of this please.
- LOL I love that Sally mentions his prettiness. She says "pretty and stupid" and I have to say, I kindaaaa agree with her. His decisions...Ugh, poor pretty bb. RIP.
- Also, Jack Coleman said “balls”. I don’t know why but it feels so good to hear him say such words.
- UGH UGH UGH. The saddest moment of the episode is (yes, not the stabbing!) where he said he got married with her because he didn’t want his family to disown him. OMG HIS FACE WHEN HE SAID THAT. He was about to burst into tears! D: POOR BB. POOR DD. POOR BB DD. I’m gonna cry now, brb.
- LOLOL Cyrus : "If you want to confess, confess to God. Jesus wants to forgive you, not punish you. That’s why he suffered, so you don’t have to.” I like this belief system.
- I really didn’t think Daniel Douglas would go on 60 Minutes and tell them the Sally Langston story. He said those words in the heat of the moment. Poor guy...HE WASN'T GOING TO DO THAT! D:
- Ugh ugh ugh this episode is especially traumatic because he was basically a corpse in most of his scenes...A corpse! D: I AM TRAUMATIZED.
- Ugh FU Mellie for being extremely happy about the horrible news that crushed my soul and bruised my mind.. I kinda liked you before, but I don't anymore.
- Surprisingly, Cyrus is feeling guilty (omg). Now he believes they are the devil and this one “takes the cake”. YOU THINK?
- The most ridiculous thing ever on any episode of Scandal: The husband of the VP dies suddenly and they somehow manage to make sure nobody ever examines the body. Yeah. No.
- Daniel Douglas is the sexiest dead guy ever. THIS AWESOME CASKET SELFIE IS A PROOF
- James perhaps thought that the sex was so good, Daniel Douglas suffered a heart attack and died. Well, he seemed genuinely sad and wanted to do the right thing at first but that didn’t last too long. In the end, he sold his soul to his husband who is the devil. I am going to say this: James totally deserves to be manipulated and abused. I am sorry but that’s the truth. *is pissed*
- According to Sally, Daniel Douglas is in hell because he is a sodomite. He is a godless sinner and he deserved what he got. But Sally, this is why we all loved him! D:
- Ugh, no more Daniel Douglas but it looks like this storyline will continue at least for some time. I say until the end of the season. Am I excited about this? NO.
- I hope Mama Pope assassinates everyone. I DON’T CARE AT THIS POINT. :( But I'm REALLY grateful that this was a fun ride. It could have been "blah" and "blah" is the worst thing ever. I was invested in this character so hard and I am not sorry.
MORE MANCAVE PHOTOS. OMG.
Hmmm they are always intriguing...
So...is ABC keeping them still? Ugh I wish there was a BTS video of this photo session....UNFHGH.
Hmmmm neck...
DAYUM....I will miss the mancave. *sniff*
Hot
DANG. His broken pinky is not visible in this scene...
HOTTTT.
OMG unfortunately Scandal lacked these tongue moments but there is one finally! D:
MAN CAVE PUPPY EYES ALERT
If I was Sally, I'd hug him tight and tell him it's okay to have gay sex in the man cave but I have one condition: I would need videos of those acts...
He's so perfect it's so unfair that he got stabbed :( Yes, only people who are not sexy should be stabbed...omg I meant in shows!
Sexy even when he's calling her Shrill Sally
SADNESS. :((( OMG HE REALLY NEEDED HUGGAGES NOT STABBINGS D: BAD PARENTS :(
Yay! That will be my facepalming gif and icon! With a bonus: Broken pinky!
I like this opened up shirt thing going on...
OMG his face in this scene...His many faces in this very very sad scene! D:
He finally realizes that he is too sexy for her.
HIS SWEET FLAWLESS FACE
I like that lip thingy he does...
Ugh this is becoming more painful...
Talking about finding a boy to settle down with...he basically wants to have his own man cave...
So pretty...
The last sexy eyebrow tilt from Daniel Douglas D: He rocked them in this scene.....
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU what a lame weapon UGHHHH I'm sure there were loads of sexier and sharper objects in the man cave...
Obligatory chest screencap because.
IT HURTS. I will never understand how she easily stabbed him to his death with a letter opener and why he was never able to resist. Believe me, killing someone with a letter opener is not easy....Not that I tried or anything...
:((((((((( THE CARPET D:
And his sexy shirt.... :((( His eye...So sexy....This is too painful for me and I am not enjoying this post at all... LOL J/K
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GET STABBED ALL THE TIME :(
Wow I didn't realize there were so many different shots...And I think I messed up the order of the pics but OH WELL....TOO DEPRESSED TOO THINK ABOUT THIS
I know I shouldn't be fangirling over these pics but this a very UNF-y one if you manage to ignore the fact that he is DEAD D: .......UNF.
OH H OH I like this one too.....He looks great....I mean biceps...looks great....with blood and all D:
OMG THE UNDERWEAR BAND. THE SHIRTLESSNESS. THE UNDERWEAR BAND THOUGH.
Ugh five times? (Oh yeah, I can count like a boss) Ughhhhhhh...His skin..so close....And his head wasn't resting on his hands before, WHY DID THEY DO THAT? Also, SHIRTLESS JACK YAYYYY UNF Shhhhhhh let me drown my sorrows in my perversion
Working on his fat ass....
Bonding over Daniel Douglas' very sexy body
I really, really need a BTS video about that scene too....How many takes? Did his arms hurt? And a question for the actors: HOW DID HE FEEL LIKE
THE LUCKIEST CAST MEMBERS ON SCANDAL EVER.
Ughhhhh poor bb...he's in bed but not tied up this time....
Remember my nostril picspam? ONE MORE ADDITION TO THE POST
Ugh he is in bed but for unsexy reasons...THIS IS SO SAD
Argh jealous of the doc
OMG that's....sexy? The doc wants to grope him!
The doc wanted to take a closer look at his body and we were almost going to have another shirtless scene or maybe more but....
...instead we got a group hug. UGH YOU LOST YOUR RIGHT TO GROPE HIM ONCE YOU KILLED HIM D:
THAT WOULD BE ME
Ugh, the doc is already gone, so is she genuinely sad?
Dorky pics on TV!
DO WANT. Yes, even that one...They really need to auction these stuff....
UGHHHH this photo
LOL I still can not believe nobody noticed the stitches on his back... People who prepped his body for the funeral should have seen them!
IS SHE REALLY SAD? Or only sad because she has sinned? I really don't think she'll survive all this, but we'll see...
THE VIDEO