Well, more importantly, it's another episode of The Office with Jack Coleman! :D
This is the most perfect quote of the week:
Senator Robert Lipton: "It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized how charmless I find the female body."
But these are also awesome:
Journalists: "Senator, were you always gay, or did your wife turn you gay?" and "Question for the senator's beard."
OUCH. OUCH AND OUCH.
Also this one hahaha:
Senator Robert Lipton: "I'll say it again for mis amigos latinos, yo soy homosexual" LOL why...I don't think he really knows how politics work...
I have mixed feelings and reactions to this episode...my feelings...shattered like glass....But also...Jack Coleman kissed a man omfgggg and this time we actually saw it! *is shallow* *sobs while dancing*
Things to discuss:
- Ughhhh Senator Lipton is a horrible person and he's Mr Coleman's sluttiest character so far. :D
- ...and I love it.
- LOLOL Kevin had every right to cheer because he really kept his mouth shut. But perhaps it would have been better if he didn't, because...poor Oscar...
- You guys, Jack Coleman kissed a man!
- OMG I can't decide whom I should be sad mostly for. I think, Oscar...
- Jack Coleman kissed a dude, dudes!
- SO WAS IT ALL A LIE? D: So Senator’s been two-timing them both all this time...okay but...This can’t be the conclusion of the story, can it???? COME ON. Why was he such a slimeball, couldn't he tell Angela what he was about to do? I swear he is like a baddie LOL
- Wesley Silver, the amazing chief of staff is apparently gay and he kissed the Senator omg. HOT. But...Oscar.....*sobs*
- Angela and Oscar didn't have enough screentime to react to the news and this is sad. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW?
- In conclusion: :O :O :O UNF Jack Coleman and the way he kisses men...
I want to believe that this is an alternative universe of Dynasty and these are Evil!Steven and ....a less crazy!Claudia...And is it me or does he look very HRG-like in this scene?
Poor Angela...
WHAT IS THIS FACE? I'LL TELL YOU: THIS IS THE EVIL AND SEXY FACE OF A SENATOR WHO'S ABOUT TO DO A VERY MEAN THING BUT OF COURSE, IN A SEXY WAY.
Yay it's a live scandal!
Oh hey, hai puppy eyes! :D
Awww they actually look like a happy couple...well, they were happy until he decided to be unreasonably mean...
Unfgh sideburns
Kevin is the only really good guy in this storyline...
Trouble in fake paradise...
LOLOLOL how is he going to have a career after all this?...and yes, the broken pinky, IT'S THERE!!!! :D :D :D Also, this needs to be giffed, what he's doing with his hands....perfect.
OMG THIS SCENE IS GOING TO BE MENTIONED BY ME FOREVERRRR AHHHHHHHHHH....even though I do not like it because MY OTP IS NOW DOWN THE DRAIN OMFG. But STILL, IT'S JACK COLEMAN SMOOCHING ANOTHER MALE. *is still very very shallow*
Thumbs up from Angela too???? LOLOL she is probably numb at this point...
LOLOL and she almost throws up! Oscar didn't make her throw up but her husband's chief of staff Wesley Silver did! WHY? Because he's a red head? The beard? Because she considers Oscar as family????
This better end well or I will....just sit on my behind and bitch about it and drown my sorrows in fanfiction, preferably Noaire. MY LIFE.