Unexpected Criminal Minds post is SEXY
WARNING: This post is going to contain creepy subject material that might offend some people. If you think you might be offended then please
do not read on. Know that I am in no way condoning kidnapping/rape in real life!!! Only squeeing over an epic performance from Jack Coleman.
LOL okay I hope you remember this episode? It aired on November 16, 2011 LOL. I can't believe I waited this long...If you don't remember this episode, please go and watch it because he was the epitome of perfection in this episode. And recently, on Castle too...I don't know why he wasn't a nominee or something. Don't they have any love for guest actors?
- As sarena2s wisely said: "I have mixed feelings... Because Jack Coleman."
- I renamed this episode: "Criminal Minds: The One With The Little Girl With Blond Pigtails and The Pedo Rapist." D:
- And if you think Senator William H. Bracken of Castle is creepy, please watch this LOL. Senator William H Bracken is pretty huggable compared to this guy! D:
- Here are some awesomely creepy quotes from him:
"And in that moment, I made a choice, too. I had to have her."
"She used to run around for hours. Remember? Like a...young butterfly floating in the wind, just a vision of beauty."
"All those things that you missed out on with Hope, we'll get to experience with this new baby that we're going to create."
UNFFFFFF. Creating babies with himmmmm.
- I remember Wendi saying Mr Coleman warned his fans about his character. He was right. He was really adorably creepy. Okay he didn't say exactly THAT, but he warned us about his evilness! LOL as if that would scare any of us...
- This chat with the episode writer Kimberly Harrison made me squee in delight:
Question: "Who is your all time favorite unsub?"
KH: "I’m going to have to go with Jack Coleman. He was totally creepy!"
NOTHING TO ADD, REALLY.
Teh source
- OMG OMG I almost forgot this:
Kirsten Vangness: “He’s the unsub, and he’s quite good at it, and it’s not your straight, run-of-the-mill unsub. I mean, none of them really are, but him in particular….And it’s adorable because I don’t think he knows how creepy he is.”
SHE SAID ADORABLE OMFG. SHE IS ONE OF US. (Omg thanks again, la_dame_du_lac !!!!)
TEH SOURCE
- Not gonna lie, I could not stop thinking about how hot/cute/adorable he was even in disturbing scenes. Almost like Steven Carrington cute. And that made him look even creepier. Go figure.
- So he was into little blond girls....Moving on...
- I like what they did to his hair, the boyish look and omfg his body language...the absent looks, the awkward way of moving....unfgh. WHY IS HE SO GOOD?
- His voice. Yes, I'm a fan of his pedo voice. *hides*
- Some random person on twitter: "I would take candy from Jack Coleman. Lots of candy." SEE? I'm not the only one who's disturbed!
- And this one from a review: "Compliments for casting Jack Coleman in the role of Bill because he’s got the perfect pedophile face, sorry Jack. " LOLLLL WHAT
- The character names...Monica! Bill! Well played, writer. I am ashamed to say I missed this very obvious reference when I first watched it! I was too busy with drooling!!!!
- So, did she really kill him? I am not sure....Hmmm...First of all, if she did shoot him, this was not self-defense. Well, she can always go for temporary insanity etc but they would still arrest her and put her on trial, right? I SMELL BS. Ugh I don't take it well when his characters get killed.
- It was weird to see Hope's funeral scene where Monica was releasing the butterflies. It was weird because Bill was the one who thought of Hope as a butterfly. I DUNNO.
- In summary: Creepy!Perverted!Psycho!Jack Coleman? My panties and I approve.
OMG JACK COLEMAN'S HAND
OMG THAT'S REALLY HIM. OMG WHAT A CREEPY STARE YOU GUYS
I'd follow him if I was her.....
OMG that's his sexy profile! :D :D :D
Manipulate me, Mr Rogers!!!!!
How can you say no to that face?
OMG OMG I love his general creepy behaviour! I'm loving his body language so hard! UNFFFFFF
OMG I'D EAT THAT *NOMS* Candy from Jack Coleman? And it's nutty cream??? GIMME.
Sweeeeeeet
OMG I am seeing not one, but TWO Jack Colemans!!!
Poor bb...LOL what she's wearing reminds me of Zhora from Blade Runner...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH NO HE CAN'T BE A BAD KIND OF PERVERT NOOOOO...HIS FAAACE
So good....He is so effing good in this scene.
I believe he's just misunderstood...
I really don't understand why she's crying and all...Why would anyone feel bad around him?
SO TALL. And she's too annoying...
OMFG this is creepy...I guess?
He's making sure his love nest is secure.
CREEPAH
His angsty/creepy/rapey face and smooooooth voice ....KILLING ME.
Nice painting...
SO CREEPY LOOK AT HIS EMPTY YET SEXY EYES OMFG
I totally love those pics and his back. Btw did they ever auction those frames? *does not want to make any Clairebear jokes please don't make me do this omfg I already feel so bad*
Unfgh the way he played with his ear throughout the episode....PERVY MOVES. He's so distrubed, it's sexy.
Ohhh different hair....
Pfffff no need to act like this, you're in good hands lady...
Ohhhhh a jar of butterflies...
His voice is even creepier in this flashback omfg. Soothing....*shivers*
BAD SNEAKY JACK
"Oooops.....I may or may not have killed Hope lol"
Ugh Hope killed herself, it was totally not his fault! D: BAD HOPE WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A THING OMG
UGH DISTURBING
He does it again UNFGH
Ohhh his shirt's off! READY FOR DOING BAD THINGS D: IT'S RAEP TIEM
Jack Coleman talking about creating babies....IT FEELS RIGHT IMO
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shirt's on again!. Raep tiem's over!
SO CUTE SO SUE ME
Awwww at least he brought her a cup of her favorite tea...What a gentleman....
AWWWWW :D :D :D CUTENESS MAXED OUT! But....she apprently scratched his cheek...Beckett pistol-whipped his face....what is going on.....
And how does she pay? By throwing hot tea all over his face! D: But thankfully her escape effort leads to this scene with this very sexy pose...
Ugh this could have ended happily....
HELLOOOOO JACK COLEMAN/PHONE OTP FOREVA
UNF UNF UNF
She's totally ruining the mood with her whiny face yo
Awwwwww DDDDDDDD:
Ugh he only wanted to have babies....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT
I'm gonna cry now...But first, I will lick...*LICKS*
Surrendering....
NOOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DEAD D: MAYBE HE IS WOUNDED???? D: Also, did she get pregnant? WHERE IS THE SECOND EPISODE GODDAMMIT.
do not read on. Know that I am in no way condoning kidnapping/rape in real life!!! Only squeeing over an epic performance from Jack Coleman.
LOL okay I hope you remember this episode? It aired on November 16, 2011 LOL. I can't believe I waited this long...If you don't remember this episode, please go and watch it because he was the epitome of perfection in this episode. And recently, on Castle too...I don't know why he wasn't a nominee or something. Don't they have any love for guest actors?
- As sarena2s wisely said: "I have mixed feelings... Because Jack Coleman."
- I renamed this episode: "Criminal Minds: The One With The Little Girl With Blond Pigtails and The Pedo Rapist." D:
- And if you think Senator William H. Bracken of Castle is creepy, please watch this LOL. Senator William H Bracken is pretty huggable compared to this guy! D:
- Here are some awesomely creepy quotes from him:
"And in that moment, I made a choice, too. I had to have her."
"She used to run around for hours. Remember? Like a...young butterfly floating in the wind, just a vision of beauty."
"All those things that you missed out on with Hope, we'll get to experience with this new baby that we're going to create."
UNFFFFFF. Creating babies with himmmmm.
- I remember Wendi saying Mr Coleman warned his fans about his character. He was right. He was really adorably creepy. Okay he didn't say exactly THAT, but he warned us about his evilness! LOL as if that would scare any of us...
- This chat with the episode writer Kimberly Harrison made me squee in delight:
Question: "Who is your all time favorite unsub?"
KH: "I’m going to have to go with Jack Coleman. He was totally creepy!"
NOTHING TO ADD, REALLY.
Teh source
- OMG OMG I almost forgot this:
Kirsten Vangness: “He’s the unsub, and he’s quite good at it, and it’s not your straight, run-of-the-mill unsub. I mean, none of them really are, but him in particular….And it’s adorable because I don’t think he knows how creepy he is.”
SHE SAID ADORABLE OMFG. SHE IS ONE OF US. (Omg thanks again, la_dame_du_lac !!!!)
TEH SOURCE
- Not gonna lie, I could not stop thinking about how hot/cute/adorable he was even in disturbing scenes. Almost like Steven Carrington cute. And that made him look even creepier. Go figure.
- So he was into little blond girls....Moving on...
- I like what they did to his hair, the boyish look and omfg his body language...the absent looks, the awkward way of moving....unfgh. WHY IS HE SO GOOD?
- His voice. Yes, I'm a fan of his pedo voice. *hides*
- Some random person on twitter: "I would take candy from Jack Coleman. Lots of candy." SEE? I'm not the only one who's disturbed!
- And this one from a review: "Compliments for casting Jack Coleman in the role of Bill because he’s got the perfect pedophile face, sorry Jack. " LOLLLL WHAT
- The character names...Monica! Bill! Well played, writer. I am ashamed to say I missed this very obvious reference when I first watched it! I was too busy with drooling!!!!
- So, did she really kill him? I am not sure....Hmmm...First of all, if she did shoot him, this was not self-defense. Well, she can always go for temporary insanity etc but they would still arrest her and put her on trial, right? I SMELL BS. Ugh I don't take it well when his characters get killed.
- It was weird to see Hope's funeral scene where Monica was releasing the butterflies. It was weird because Bill was the one who thought of Hope as a butterfly. I DUNNO.
- In summary: Creepy!Perverted!Psycho!Jack Coleman? My panties and I approve.
OMG JACK COLEMAN'S HAND
OMG THAT'S REALLY HIM. OMG WHAT A CREEPY STARE YOU GUYS
I'd follow him if I was her.....
OMG that's his sexy profile! :D :D :D
Manipulate me, Mr Rogers!!!!!
How can you say no to that face?
OMG OMG I love his general creepy behaviour! I'm loving his body language so hard! UNFFFFFF
OMG I'D EAT THAT *NOMS* Candy from Jack Coleman? And it's nutty cream??? GIMME.
Sweeeeeeet
OMG I am seeing not one, but TWO Jack Colemans!!!
Poor bb...LOL what she's wearing reminds me of Zhora from Blade Runner...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH NO HE CAN'T BE A BAD KIND OF PERVERT NOOOOO...HIS FAAACE
So good....He is so effing good in this scene.
I believe he's just misunderstood...
I really don't understand why she's crying and all...Why would anyone feel bad around him?
SO TALL. And she's too annoying...
OMFG this is creepy...I guess?
He's making sure his love nest is secure.
CREEPAH
His angsty/creepy/rapey face and smooooooth voice ....KILLING ME.
Nice painting...
SO CREEPY LOOK AT HIS EMPTY YET SEXY EYES OMFG
I totally love those pics and his back. Btw did they ever auction those frames? *does not want to make any Clairebear jokes please don't make me do this omfg I already feel so bad*
Unfgh the way he played with his ear throughout the episode....PERVY MOVES. He's so distrubed, it's sexy.
Ohhh different hair....
Pfffff no need to act like this, you're in good hands lady...
Ohhhhh a jar of butterflies...
His voice is even creepier in this flashback omfg. Soothing....*shivers*
BAD SNEAKY JACK
"Oooops.....I may or may not have killed Hope lol"
Ugh Hope killed herself, it was totally not his fault! D: BAD HOPE WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A THING OMG
UGH DISTURBING
He does it again UNFGH
Ohhh his shirt's off! READY FOR DOING BAD THINGS D: IT'S RAEP TIEM
Jack Coleman talking about creating babies....IT FEELS RIGHT IMO
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shirt's on again!. Raep tiem's over!
SO CUTE SO SUE ME
Awwww at least he brought her a cup of her favorite tea...What a gentleman....
AWWWWW :D :D :D CUTENESS MAXED OUT! But....she apprently scratched his cheek...Beckett pistol-whipped his face....what is going on.....
And how does she pay? By throwing hot tea all over his face! D: But thankfully her escape effort leads to this scene with this very sexy pose...
Ugh this could have ended happily....
HELLOOOOO JACK COLEMAN/PHONE OTP FOREVA
UNF UNF UNF
She's totally ruining the mood with her whiny face yo
Awwwwww DDDDDDDD:
Ugh he only wanted to have babies....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT
I'm gonna cry now...But first, I will lick...*LICKS*
Surrendering....
NOOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DEAD D: MAYBE HE IS WOUNDED???? D: Also, did she get pregnant? WHERE IS THE SECOND EPISODE GODDAMMIT.