Here's the videoooooooo Wow does he look gorgeous or what? And he is hilarious omfg. So many feelingssss. AHHHHHHHHH. I am forever a fan of this festival.
- He has a chip in his brain!
- He shot an epic production of The Love Boat back in 1985 in Nice, played a cyclist and professional French cyclists made sure he did not die during filming the very sexy cycling scenes! OMG he had fun! OMG OMG the way he says "The Love Boat"!!!! *dies a hundred times* AHHHHH this is the first time ever he talked about The Love Boat! :D :D :D Ugh I just hope that one day he talks about Nightmare Cafe too...perhaps about the episode where he was very, VERY wet...or the last episode with cows...
- "Smell the money" ahahahaa! He has naughty ideas about Monte Carlo...
- Monte Carlo makes LA look like a used car lot! Because the people are filthy rich!
- He is totally confused about the climate difference between Paris and Monte Carlo! LOL he needs to come here...You know, just to examine the climate difference...
- The friendly pooch! :D I think the pooch knows he's up there...I'd bark too!
- They were planning to kill Bill Forbes after 3 episodes only? Maaaaan.....what is this...I don't even....
- I luffff that he talks about the technical production value stuff etc. He's interested in filmmaking.
- The "youngsters" Milo and Hayden have all the hair and get all the glory and he had all that hair once. D: D: D: RIP JACK COLEMAN'S HAIR. *cries*
- It's easier to be dramatic than it is to be funny. And what about being hot? I may be biased, BUT I THINK HE EXCELLS AT ALL OF THEM.
DORK
Tongue! :D
This is how he looks when he wakes up. *imagiiiiiines creepily*
Wow...My pants...all yours.
*needs a Jack-Coleman-pants-off gif SO BADLY*
MAKE THAT HAPPEN, TV.
Ahhhh tongue again! :D
NO.1 OK?
It's like pr0n.
He played basketball and this is how he used to scooooore.
Aaaaand we have a very nice broken pinky shot right there. UNFFFF.
It's this long...
...and this thick. Yeaaah...sorry about that.
Pretty sure these hand moves are not legal. Because THEY ARE SO SEXY THEY MAY INDUCE EXPLOSIONS.