...It's talking about Heroes, right?
If you're polite enough, you'll get Nathan. Romantic? Clairebear is yours...More romantic? Lady boy!Peter will gladly serve you...In the end, you'll have sex with Mr Muggles...
OMG GUUUUUH....Yes yes, he's pure awesome...Oh Jack, you should wear those glasses all the time. Horn-rimmed contact lenses are absolutely not cool!!!
Who's this man and what does he want from Jack?